kinda convinced that the 2016 killer clown craze might’ve been a very subtle marketing technique for the movie IT which released the following year

fuck this stupid chungus planet

covid broke out my last year of high school and now it looks like there will be WW3 before I finally graduate uni, lovely.

do u know how bad things have to be for an entire population of teens and young adults to be pretending on the internet that we’re actually 10 years in the past, some next level escapism psychosis

tiktok algorithm is so dangerous because i swear it can sense when you’re depressed and feeds you content making your worse, i wonder how many deaths it’s responsible for

i log into this app for the first time in 5 months and they finally have the the option to save posts that i had been begging for, how late am i to this blessing?

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

if this years spotify wrapped flops again i’m moving to youtube music because really it’s the only thing left keeping me with them

commitment issues so bad i can't even commit to the bit

i occasionally practice a lil witchcraft, i’ll admit i did a lot of love spells when i was younger and very inexperienced and lonely but definitely don’t fw them anymore - but i do think self-love spells / general spells to draw love into your life are good so long as they aren’t targeted 😁

my favourite part about being an adult is seeing all the guys why were mean and popular in school get super ugly and go bald after like 3 year max

every time i nearly make real friends on here my ADHD kicks into gear and suddenly i’m too stressed and anxious to respond to people’s messages even though they’re really nice and i end up leaving it too long where it would just be super awkward if i responded at all 😭😭

don’t know how i fell victim to the ‘shave the ends of your eyebrows’ propaganda TWICE, time to let them grow out again so i can finally get an eyebrow piercing 😔

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i need to read some absolutely filthy dirty diabolical toji smut RIGHT NOW

self-esteem so low i actually had to start saying affirmations to myself just to leave the house

they would’ve been best friends

doing gods work 🙏

Can you?

cook ✅
bilingual ❌
dance ❌
sing ⚠️
drive❌
draw ⚠️
paint ❌
climb ⚠️
compose ❌
act ⚠️
martial arts ❌️
edit videos ⚠️
edit photos ✅
ride a bike ✅
play instruments ❌
makeup ✅️
public speaking ⚠️

trying to replay mario 64 on the switch and i genuinely cannot control the wing cap at all wtf

2021-3023 me was such a baddie, how do i get my sparkle back

yeah realistically i know that it’s bad and i would never genuinely suggest that another person does it but on the other hand my monkey brain is thinking “why isn’t it hot enough 😡” when i do it the safe (intended) way

I love being a human artist and creating something never before seen, out of my mind’s eye. I love making every decision with care. I love trying and failing. I love noticing mistakes and fixing them. I love it all.

hello my friends if anyone has the edited reaction imagine of that russian sleep experiment guy but girlypop pls pls pls send me it

lmao getting fact checked irl

i don’t care what the woke mob says i’m going to keep putting boiling water in my hot water bottle and u can’t stop me

too many people in the UK have forgotten what good train etiquette is. you are meant to WAIT and MAKE ROOM for everyone else to get off before you start boarding. additionally, STOP FUCKING PUSHING AND BARGING PAST PEOPLE YOU RUDE CUNTS

the ppl in my group for this uni assignment are all also in third year doing the same degree and still somehow don't understand that you're not meant use personal pronouns in academic or business reports 😐