Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

repost to give this user a cigarette, like to light

A text conversation where someone says "They called me the mirthful shitter" I respond "That's true. They reported that in the newspaper"

Adventures in Google messages for some reason underlining random shit.

the world runs on transmisogyny and that includes your coworkers, peers, and friends

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.

Every gay friend group

Dyke Sailor

United States, Census, 1940

episode 066

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

unfortunately found my critics trying to make a little Douglet, so we had to get them both fixed

21st century realism is an aesthetic — it literally doesnt matter how connected to historical record or scientific research it is, what matters is that it *conforms to* "realistic." basically all chud hypocrisy around realism gets resolved through understanding this

The idea that universities ”tend to exclude conservative intellectual traditions” is off base on two fronts: 1) how are “conservative intellectual traditions” relevant to the most of the popular majors and faculty research areas, such as computer science, engineering, the natural sciences?/1

(awakening to find myself turned into a deliciously seasoned skewer of minced meat) this is so koftaesque

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

*NorthernLion voice* “Anvils are low-key funnier to drop on someone than safes.” You are child. You’re seven, alright? You don’t understand the ways of the world. You don’t know how to “yes, and” a slapstick bit. You’re in Looney Tunes world and you’re trying to win which is the only way to lose.

Thumbs down from the cuck chair, wife kills the other man

"We need to spend more on defense" folks have to reckon with the fact that we have blown colossal amounts of cash on DoD and CENTCOM's emotional support activities and the American voter does not see anything positive received in return for this spending.

lol

Exactly one year ago today:

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

*trent reznor voice* my whole existence is claude / you help me break things in prod

im running away!! moquitos scare me