Oh no! I've been giving the higher grades to the ones that make it to the bottom of the stairs.

It's unfortunate, but how else are we supposed to rank them on the mandatory curve?

It's unfortunate, but how else are we supposed to rank them on the mandatory curve?

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George seems to ignore the likelihood that the “outsized” girl might pop the boy in the face and teach him some valuable life lessons.

The siren song of “use an LLM to tell us the original public meaning” has been out there seducing originalists for a while now.

One wonders if those three even sent a memo to (all of) the other justices, or if they made their positions clear in another way.

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

“C.J. Roberts has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis.”

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Yeah, what’s “structural” depends what you hold constant. Like, is the Court structurally flawed? Yeah, maybe, if you keep the Senate and Electoral College as they are. Etc.

Willie Sutton had a theory that explains this.

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Opinion: So You Want to Drive in Pittsburgh? Here’s What You Need to Know.

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PHOTOS BY DAVE DICELLO So, you want to drive in Pittsburgh?  Buckle up! Literally and figuratively.  When I…

So my research revealed.

Yeah, no, that’s fair. My gaming has gone in cycles. 30 years ago was an off-cycle. (Actually, that’s not true. It was an XBox era for me.)

I… don’t know what this is. I mean, I read the alt text, so I get it. But I think I’m actually too OLD to get it. (I’m just going to go walk in the sea.)

I’m genuinely surprised this little joke found an audience.

Tim Wheatley, from Seinfeld. A dentist, not a great and powerful sorcerer.

Some… call me… Tim

de loco

Jawpoping

that weirdo doctor who used to write letters attesting to Trump's incredible health

I mean ...

Indeed.

And/or from the false impression that everyone else is hitting it big.

I'm squarely Gen-X, and it just keeps getting more mortifying.

Democracy died in dorkness.
If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know.

I mean, getting bigger and better isn't really always better. Many people would like more affordable cars, even (especially) if they were smaller.

The Breakfast Club characters: Bender, Andrew, Alison, Clair, Brian.

Trump voter, Trump voter, Stein voter, Trump voter, Warren voter.

That is shady. And to what end? I wonder if splitting the higher ages up into smaller brackets would mess up the nice clean story that "older but not yet retired" people favor Trump?

I mean, yeah. But also no. It's honestly probably about the fact that we are all late middle-aged right now. But it's still so disappointing.

What is wrong with us?

I mean, we could be a bit less persistent about it.

Maybe from ironic usage