I also wish I was a teenager in 2020, but because my back and knees would hurt less now.

I can’t for the life of me understand why there are vastly differing views on the efficacy of AI. Some people believe IoT automation will have massive cost saving benefits. Others don’t believe their grandmother will or should be brought back from the dead in a horrible digital taxidermy.

You think they've been playing with kiddie gloves so far? You got your head up your ass if you do.

Sure

Hard to believe there's much oppo research Collins has that Mills doesn't.

5 of the dozens of harassment trolls asking for examples of Stancil leading a brigade of harassment trolls.

Yeah. Here's one:

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

People love to say "The GOP must be crushed," then vote for the "we need a strong Republican party" Democrats.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Ideal relationship dynamic

There's no way it's the first. Some asshole has already used chatgpt to "write" one.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Sometimes, this site has the juice

There are a large number of people who confuse being of the left (almost none of whom are of the left) with being a Franciscan monk. They think it's some kind of hypocrisy when socialists do not adhere to a vow of poverty.

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

Was really imagining this more like a goose honk than a car honk, but I suppose the car makes more sense.

Hmm. I wonder what every other Asian country feels about Japan?

I know I keep beating this drum, but 80% of this country's government based problems revolve around the fact we have infinite friction to create literally any social, transportation, or educational programs, and absolutely zero friction to just kill people.

William Shatner, looking jolly in the face of death

Hope he has a good dinner but I’m glad he’s finally facing the executioner

Penis Hard

You should slap everyone dumb enough to believe that MTG has finally seen the light, though.

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--"

"WASP CUP"

You're supposed to start with Zero Effect

Where did he come from? Where does he go?

If you aren't repeatedly measuring the dimensions of the room and blacking out the windows with newspaper to the hum of TV static while scribbling runes on the walls with ichor and UV paint, you aren't paying attention.

It's bizarre to make this case while pining for party bosses, as if the problem is something in the water and not the corrupt party establishments and political machines of CA and NY. One of the more obtuse articles ever written.

These are NYers. They are protesting their own senators' actions, and their senators deserve to be protested.

Any time you have a 4 year period with 20% cumulative inflation, a lot of people are going to get screwed. There's going to be volatility. Looking at medians and percentiles are going to tell you aggregate stories, but those figures are as likely to have fallen to that point as to have risen.