chihuahua in a dog bed barking at me

she hates me so goddamn much 😔

It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without.

Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.

i love that every morning i have to go into my teams settings to turn off copilot AGAIN because it keeps turning itself back on. no, i don’t need you to summarize this two sentence email for me. die

they should invent a grief that is linear

Sugar free red bull has a lot of nutrients they don't want you to know about

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-americ...

We didn't deserve this day.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed

the eternal struggle of trying to politely decline free food at work without having to annoyingly mention that i’m vegan but then being pressed on why i don’t want the food and having to explain it anyways. this is the price i must pay

shout out to the person reading BL in front of me on the bus i love you and hope you have a blessed monday

to contemplate from the inside ✶

orange cat laying in the sun

happiest boy

Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle

Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle

bunny plushie w big floppy ears

not to brag and flex but

短髪のよしきがこちらを見ているイラスト よしきの背景にヒカルの顔があり、目を中心に鏡の様に割れている。 左下に「the summer hikaru died」という文字がある

最近描いたイラストです。

Jon Taffer @jontaffer • 1d Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight... jon taffer from bar rescue sitting on a private jet staring into the distance with sunglasses on looking like total shit

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

my favorite self-care ritual is repeating “I am not evil” in the mirror 100 times every morning and night

punxsutawney phil is a kind of shrine maiden

a whole ass toilet sitting on the street to holds someone’s parking spot

this city is not real

i can't believe this is working

selfie

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we can't shut down the dick sucking factories what else are we going to do with all those guys trained to suck dick 10 hours a day

Happy new year 2026

thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out

my girl lives in another state, you wouldn't know her. none of us are capable of knowing each other

16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????

46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks

My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap

LIMITED PRINT DROP - LAST DAY TO ORDER ( ends 22/12 )

my favorite activity is holding something for a woman