this is the single most accurate post in this app's history

you're onto something

gotta do what I gotta do to turn the warriors into a content machine. it's like the clickbait version of manifesting.

obviously this will not happen as the Warriors will probably go with a youngish coach if Kerr leaves, but it's funny to think about. LeBron might sign for the vet min if Coach K is the coach

the funniest possible warriors outcome is that steve kerr steps away and mike dunleavy jr. coaxes coach k out of retirement

My current favorite stupid stat: Munetaka Murakami has started his career with 8 home runs in 22 games, but doesn't yet have a double or a triple. I'm curious what the record is for most home runs without any other extra-base hits to start a career.

there are worse things than having to write about Steph Curry every night

Still, it long felt like Kerr sticking around until Curry retired was a given, and it's pretty clear now that it's up in the air.

I lean towards Kerr returning based on this. Saying he still loves it, but it has an expiration date ... almost feels like him acknowledging that Lacob and Dunleavy might like to start fresh. But we know what Curry and Dray want. And that voice should win out if Kerr is honest about still loving it

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thanks for reading!

Hard to believe that's 6 full seasons covering the team full-time, but time flies or something. looking forward to a 7th, if I'm lucky enough to have one

Draymond Green's final moment of the season: getting ejected with Devin Booker, then imitating Scott Foster ejecting them, then pumping up the road crowd as he walks off the court.

Love him or hate him you gotta .... uhh ... love him or hate him or something

Klay Thompson sitting on a couch somewhere smiling while watching Draymond Green talk shit to Devin Booker

That Steph/Dray/Kerr hug is gonna be overanalyzed every minute until Kerr announces what he's doing next year

Thanks to everyone who read our work at golden state of mind this year. I'd love to say it was a fun season of warriors basketball, but that would be a lie

Has anyone ever seen Quinten Post and Magnus Carlsen in a room together

Bad news is Steph has been held entirely in check. Good news is the Warriors are only down 5 despite Steph being held entirely in check.

Kristaps Porziņģis absolutely looking for a new team after this game

The NBA on Prime crew is wild, because how do Blake Griffin, Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, and Udonis Haslem all look so much younger than they did during their playing days

Statistically that obviously goes to Stockton and Malone, but functionally, they were kind of just running the same play over and over and over and over. also, fuck Karl Malone.

I think you could make a pretty strong case that Steph Curry and Draymond Green understand each other on the court better than any two teammates in NBA history

dude, seriously. two completely different Kawhis

Reason No. 389,095,049,192 to punch Jeff Bezos in the face if you see him

(plz don't sell vox to amazon mr. bankoff, i would get axed in that merger on account of the above skeet)

i'm sure wemby had some better ones, but when account for the stakes...

genuinely might have been the best individual defensive performance in the nba this year

The Warriors uncles DO have the cholesterol to be out here

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