that’s not very nice of you to say

‘come’ not the best choice of verb in the circumstances admittedly

come for the Lionesses, stay for the cursed advertising boards

chocolate

being nocturnal has never paid off so handsomely, that was insane

who the fuck designed the Trafford Centre and are they OK

"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"

I had an out-of-body experience yesterday standing next to one of my favourites by the fruit juice

spent the week eating breakfast in the vicinity of professional tennis players and I am absolutely sickened by how perfect these men look eating poached eggs and fruit in a hoodie at 9am

☹️💔

cherish all of your nudes in Moira’s honour 💔

texting on an excel spreadsheet

Fiona's burner phone #TheTraitors #Uncloaked

fuck off cunts

These are the same picture

pantomime evil vs pure evil #TheTraitors

the game Fiona is trying to play here

HE MUST WIN

we’ve reached the stage where if Amanda did reveal she was a retired detective I don’t think anybody would believe her #TheTraitors

the game Reece is trying to play here #TheTraitors

everyone in Britain returning to work this morning

2025 dead

on the plus side I have basically lived in these cunty pyjamas since they arrived the other day

well the aim was achieved because unlike 2023 and 2024 this was an actively terrible year. we go again from tomorrow!

alright 2026 you’ve been briefed

Timo Glock, November 2nd 2008:

just got this right *and* named the fixture in question and have sent the family into raptures

ie I look baby when I shave (which I did yesterday)

razors

Merry Christmas ya filthy / slightly dirty / kinda tidy / squeaky-clean animals