Watching my team get trounced in game 1: 😩
Having to deal with chatgpt commercials while it happens: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

I don't care if the Suns get swept in the 1st round and lose each game by double digits: NOBODY outside of Phoenix thought this would be a playoff team. This group is ahead of schedule, this season has been a blast, and fans should enjoy this moment

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

If the new Supergirl doesn't have a Popeye's tie-in, then what's any of this been about?

Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.

When another girl has chicken

Happier than ever to not be spending my money at Starbucks.

Currently happening at Coachella:

Space Camp the movie, or Space Camp the camp?

Emo about space travel.

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

Hasbro TRON: Legacy Figure Identity Collection 4-Pack ($139.99) and Sam Flynn Light Cycle set ($99.99) go up for pre-order at 1 pm ET/~45 minutes from now, exclusively at Hasbro Pulse.
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Eternally relevant

IM DECEASED

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

So in 2024 Kamala Harris didn’t speak out against genocide? Fair enough. And the solution was to cast a third-party vote which would only enable the election of a documented sociopath who anyone with any common sense could easily imagine waging an active policy of genocide? Good thinking, dumbasses.

It is insane what we all did to each other and the world because a black man was president.

Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

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Happy First Contact Day 🖖

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

I've been in New Orleans for a day, I have walked the length of the French Quarter several times, and I have yet to see any off-center architecture.

20 episodes into #StarTrek, the Klingons don't exist yet.
20 episodes into TNG, Tasha's alive.
20 episodes into DS9, the Dominion has never been mentioned.
20 episodes into VOY, there's FIFTY episodes to go before Seven of Nine arrives.

We'll never know what we're missing with #StarfleetAcademy.

I'm as happy about Wonder Man being renewed as I am upset about Starfleet Academy being cancelled.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Get in, loser. We’re recreating the ion storm event from the Star Trek original series 1967 episode “Mirror, Mirror,” so we can find out which one of the two timelines we’re in.