directly targeting the etsy witches is a bold move. Let's see how that plays out...

we need a modern day Robin Hood: steal from the British Museum, return them where they belong.

who's arguing?

how-how-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machiiiiIIIIIINE >static<

okay but hearing SHODAN say
"L-L-L-Look at you hacker..." hit buttons I didn't know I had.

Through a sheet.

It's okay to admit you got nothing!

Just like it's okay for me to stop wasting time with a troll.

What other position can you possibly get with a Margaret Thatcher RealDoll?

I noticed a complete dearth of answers to my question in your insult.

I want them actually, literally immolated, so perhaps my viewpoint is too hardline as well.

It's not "personal beliefs", he's an astrophysicist. It's literally his professional background.

Tell me, *from a technological standpoint*, how it could be easier to terraform Mars than to correct the issues on Earth.

If everyone could be *fucking normal about it* there wouldn't be any issues, but there are so many people that have to imagine an enemy and then fight that enemy with all their might.

Does anyone know the actual not-offensive term for the stage act where you spin plates on sticks?

I've always heard it as "Chinese Juggler", but that feels very wrong.

more heavy tense = more heavy lift

mess up badly enough on your taxes and you could table-flip tectonic plates

...and the corpsing *sells* the take, if we're being honest.

I work for Xerox and for home office I fully endorse Brother printers.

What we have is frankly overkill; like buying a flatbed semi when all you need is a Corolla.

The rest of the world calls that way "wrong" but whatever.

A $600 drug reduced 600% would cost negative $3000.

bte I don't know if you use their equipment, but I agree that John Deere's business practices are rotten.

Every year when I want fresh strawberries (I ❤️ Plant City), but you don't seem the sort we're discussing here. You said it yourself, you love the city! What we're talking about are people who feel a nearby major metropolitan area is a bully beating them down, like the individual in the original post

Just some terrfied bard whistling away on his fife all night so the animatronics don't attack.

Guitar Hero, but if you mess up a bear in a top hat bites your head in half.

I was reading this while actively eating a "Whopper". I didn't expect two whoppers for lunch...

What's old is new again.

This is just the "gay gene" bullshit with a new coat of paint.

yeah valve makes good games when they remember to make games

Samuel L. Jackson
as Jules from Pulp Fiction
dressed as a """doctor""". 😏

You gotta love how some asshole thinks that because he's got enough land to be his own zip code he should be separate from the city. Listen, prick, if you get utilities from that city, or enjoy fire and police protection from that city, hell if you just go to the Waffle House, you are not separate!

If the "free lunch"
requires you to work
that lunch isn't free

oh looks like they're about to kiss.
oh what a surprise the kiss was interrupted. i haven't seen this 49,275 times before...

As in mashed potatoes, so in stories, the lumpy bits are what's interesting.

that sounds fantastic.

Congratulations!

Sincerely, I am very glad that your head demons let up enough for this to happen. I hope you're able to use this victory to lead into more and greater victories, but that's another battle for another time.

Here's hoping you enjoy that pasta feast! You've earned it.