Yeah Everton didn't win but I just fixed a light in the bathroom without the need for an electrician and no deaths. So...

Booooo

Fully deserved that. Been excellent

This and League Cup Final day. When those two occurrences happen in a year the gateway to oblivion opens.

Still like Lampard. Good on him

Crowd is dead

Keane got sent off for that

This is very stalkery but I have to tell Wendy whenever you go on holiday so she can nosey at pics

Decided to self medicate by taking shots of this to cure my cold. Only 75.5%
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Dave has destroyed the Cherry Blossom.

Ta if I die I'll bequeath you my Pratchett stuff (some say I'm dramatic)

I'm a terrible patient but the good thing is no matter how ill I get i can still eat! Wendy has a day of peace in work today escaping my moans. I just don't want a cough. Coughs are the worst.

I started with that been crap since about Tuesday but got through work and inevitably crashed Thursday night. Haven't been thus bad since Covid. Hopefully you don't get it worse

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Two days into man flu (technically longer but when I have to go to work I seem to mysteriously be better).

Send ice cream.

Spurs look not one bit bothered. Players and fans look resigned.

Jordan Pickford should buy a lottery ticket this weekend

Everton so good they've cheered up Hinchcliffe

Quite enjoyed that goal

Donegal is still my favourite

My photography is not good

Blurry blues

Jordan Pickford is the most underrated player by opposition fans of all time

40 points in February. Weird.

Jimmy Cricket is apparently both alive and living in Lancashire and now I want to meet him

Small Prophets is great

I'm not nearly that coherent

Better times

Football is stupid.

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What now?

I'm genuinely baffled by it. I know £20m isn't what it was but blimey