Didn’t realize you were in Australia rn 🫪

What would happen if JD Vance shook hands with Liz Truss?

Combine the Dakotas into one big Dakota.

With a new capital: Fanning

That one newspaper editor saying there is a Santa Claus

Recon sub did offer to do that for me once 🤭

You like when they bite down on it, got it

each day this drags on im spending money on the lock I have 2 non verbal children i could spend money to care for instead of your lock

Love getting very normal texts from my mortgage broker that I’m not making gigantic financial decisions fast enough 😍

LA Metro Ride the D tshirt

They knew exactly what they were doing

Dihydrogen monoxide!!!

Need a package deal of this shirt + LA Metro Ride the D shirt

There was a round 1!? 👀🫪

Ohhhh entering your findom era

It’s important to be well-bushed before any MRI

Yeah do you have any cream for the coffee?

Bird swallowing a hot dog

Good morning

Oh I cannot wait to see this

Lifting all day every day 📖

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Wow can’t believe you posted a photo of your gigantic 12” length 8” gir

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Oh I am going to reference it when I ne—

Bunny on the carpet

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I know multiple oomfs would be happy to assist with this matter

I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball

I think it goes to Canada but we could also do one out of LA 🤭

They’re sailing out of Seattle this summer!

What if we went on one together 🫣

Since you’re all apparently booking Virgin cruises, I have a promo code for extra bar tab if you want it 👀

Is everyone taking a Virgin cruise!?

I sit in the cuck chair (my cubicle) like a good little finsub for my dom (employer)

Yeah! AA has not touched their partner redemption rates in over a decade at this point

Did y’all go to the Cathay cabanas? 👀