Brain: off

@ptklein.com need your expert opinion

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Your manager calls you into his office and gives you this look, wyd?

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Had to make sure it has carpet for a certain someone 😂

WS (West Seattle)

Come over for some WS fun?

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I do want a second bathroom 🤔

Putting in an offer on a (town)house today 😳

prime sirloin 👀

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babe! time to start prepping for your 2027 taxes!

For just $1 a day...

In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”

It softens and then you poop it out 🤪

you want a taste of... piss?

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Brb moving to Seattle so I can eat this

You could do a workaround to use Back Tap to send a text with the Shortcuts app... but that also requires you proactively do that ahead of time

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you can do that from your pocket if you turn on Emergency SOS on iOS... but it will also contact emergency services

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lemme see your warehouse fortress power plant

To be fair it does depends on the municipality in CA - Due to Prop 13, Suisun City basically only gets sales tax so they are *not* in a good place. But LA is certainly not in that situation

no can do, we gotta pay off the never ending stream of LAPD brutality settlements

Because of Prop 13 Suisun City's finances are wild, the residents essentially got 2 choices: either the city disincorporates, or they vote to raise the sales tax to the legal maximum and dump all the revenue into police

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me when he ****

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“Original fixtures!”

Barbra Streisand’s Wet album

Does the 405 work as a business?

Come over to my place in West Seattle (WS) for some WS fun?