we all know I have no life, so:

ask them very plainly if they're stupid

Philanthropy is a billionaire trick. They took all the money and now they get to decide. And then when one of them deigns to pay for something, they get treated like they are the best people in the world. They aren't.

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

At this point experts are all but 100% sure the “Spanish” Flu originated in North America and had already gone through several mutations before US soldiers brought an especially vicious strain with them to Europe.

This is in re: Hegseth dropping the military’s flu vaccine requirement, by the way.

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

Also known as The Money Zone*

*spending money on stuff you desperately hope will help you improve

regimes are going through the historical record and airbrushing minions next to their enemies to prove that they were right to purge/overthrow them

the problem is everybody else is coming from a real country so they're gonna come to the US and ask someone to do a wellness check

A hundred years ago, the U.S. had a nationwide network of short-line railroads that connected most urban and rural communities. By the 1940s, most of it had been dismantled ... by the barons of the auto and oil industries. 😑

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

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We need to stop them immediately

Socialist Sysadmin @reset_by_peer Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters Leftists: we're swing voters, we'll swing your way if you run someone we like Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

i'd like to take a moment this 4/20 to say we should exonerate and release everyone in prison on marijuana charges

night vision? never heard of it. lemme just blast my eyeballs here

As a software engineer, this shit terrifies me to no end. Y'all need to stop turning your homes, the one final bastion of privacy, into willing panopticons.

uncritical support to the French

Stoned on a Monday
Toked on a Tuesday
Wasted on Wednesday
Terped on Thursday
Fried on Friday
Buried on Saturday

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Hey, I'm so sorry for what you're going through and you're doing such a good job helping her and being there for her

important reminder that no matter what the current ruling cabal says, i think americans on the whole are absolutely not hyped up on our ability to kill

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.