Joe Kernen is a fucking idiot and CNBC should be ashamed to have him on the air.

How is the US blockading the Strait of Hormuz not waging economic war on the entire world?

How do I dislike this?

www.koreatimes.co.kr/world/202604...

Trump says Iran has 'no cards' beyond Royal Flush –TheFutureFormerLawyer Gazette

100% agree. Narrator makes a huge difference. Really struggling to get through Anna Karenina as read by Bobcat Goldthwait.

I hope she finds it. Hint: it's north of Spain and west of Germany.

We can't say how accretive it will be to eps but trust us bros.

I'm a shareholder of MKC. Just watched MKC CEO Brendan Foley on CNBC trying to sell the Unilever merger. It was nothing but corporate buzzwords ("synergies," "accretive," etc.) without any real explanation of how the merger benefits McCormick & Company or its shareholders. So yeah.

Can anybody identify anything this war achieved other than higher gas prices?

Donald Trump stopped another war! That's number 9! I've never seen such a peace loving president! If he doesn't receive the Nobel Peace Prize after this, Norway should be bombed back to the stone ages! Praise be to Allah!

I wasn't? 🤣

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Cool story: one of my largest holdings was OXY. I sold it on the first day of the war. I SOLD IT ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE WAR. TIFUFICUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUC I'M CUCUCUCUCICKV I'M KFUCKMRFUCKINGFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKKK

WHY DID I SELL OXY

Speaking of war crimes, I was just tricked into ordering "tavern style" pizza, aka really shitty flatbread.

This press conference isn't unhinged at all.

How. How could they have fucked that up?!

You're surprised that two of the highest integrity guys in the history of capitalism wouldn't be involved with Epstein?

I think they want an invasion. I think they believe they will be able to inflict maximum damage (kill US service members), forcing Trump to seek a deal favorable to Iran.

I would disagree wholeheartedly if not for that last episode of Starfleet Academy where the United Federation of Planets went to +1. Really jumped the shark.

Just crossed my mind that Putin and Trump are both calling their wars "military operations."

Dude, stay in your lane.

Sounds about right.

You mock but I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CALLING MY BROKER EVERY TIME I WANT TO LOSE MONEY ON A TRADE

When someone, maybe even a family member, says you have to respect their political beliefs and you shouldn't let politics affect relationships, just respond that it's not their political beliefs, it's their personal beliefs, and you have every right not to associate w/ people w/ repugnant beliefs.

For eels, it is.

You wouldn't understand the art of the deal, Tom.

Yet I'm more likely to believe Iran than Trump at this point.

How many men did we lose on Iwo Jima?

I've lost so much respect for her. So much respect.