É pessoal o Twitter caiu

o pior castigo pra uma pessoa ansiosa é lidar com situações que só se resolvem com o tempo......

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

eu só queria que as pessoas entendessem que a minha expressão normal é assim

imagem de DOR e SOFRIMENTO

a close up of a cat looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera .

Você é muito grande não pode brincar no pula-pula

VENDO ESTÁ CONTA, QUEM TIVER INTERESSE CHAMA NA DM 🔥

a close up of a cat looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera .

eu recebo notificação do twitter e abro achando que voltou

a close up of a white cat yawning with its mouth wide open ALT: a close up of a white cat yawning with its mouth wide open

cancela essa semana, já cansei (segunda-feira

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

Transar sem amar tudo bem

Agora namorar sem amar é sacanagem

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

o mundo se o bolsonaro tivesse morrido aquele dia

quando eu uso “????????” numa conversa, essa é exatamente a minha cara atrás do celular

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

"vc disse a gostava disso, então eu comprei pra vc"

a close up of a white cat yawning with its mouth wide open ALT: a close up of a white cat yawning with its mouth wide open

cansada me deito
cansada me levanto

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

"vc disse a gostava disso, então eu comprei pra vc"

a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground . ALT: a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .

pra namorar preciso confiar em 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 homem

"isso não me afetou"

eu o resto do dia:

"o que você gosta de fazer??"

eu:

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

*gostosa* *minha mulher* *cheirosa*

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

“ me chamou pelo nome pq????? oq eu fiz????? ”

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

"fulano vai tá lá"

pode ir só vcs lembrei que tô passando mal

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

ODEIO conversar com quem não entende ironia

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

minha vida se o Twitter voltasse

a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table .

queria um namorado rico q a linguagem do amor fosse dar presentes

a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .

“eu não sou mimada”

recebi um não: