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Web search for "never ever feel alone, deadass" with first result: "Princess Anne Gave Her Mother, Queen Elizabeth,This Reassurance Before Her Death"

Sure.

Dairy Queen would be my gay bestie. They have spicy chicken strips now and he'd hook me up. We'd vandalize Chick Fil As together.

Cranberry? Tomorrow I'm driving to the 4th closest Walmart to get these because that's the only place I can find them.

Cat capturing green ball

Cat yawning or screaming

Here is a foster cat. She could be yours!

tired cat

tired cat

I've always wanted to go to Scranton to see the Uncanny Valley.

They spend the whole Olympics trying to go really fast and then they walk in a really slow parade for the closing ceremonies. That doesn't make sense. They should do that part fast too.

🎶 Our house, in the middle of our street 🎵

A white and black cat making a bed out of an empty box of cookies

Me: You have two cat beds that are cushioned and more comfortable and appropriate for your size than this hard, empty box of cookies that I put down for two seconds.

Xena the foster cat:

Cat in the middle of a yawn or a scream, who knows

Okay geez fine I'll feed you

Thom Yorke word balloon

What’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

*guy who has the wrong takeaway from the epstein files* he was doing email too much. thats too much screentime

New England Patriots commentator still at the kids table despite the fact that a seat has opened up at the main table.

LET HIM SIT IN THE MIDDLE SEAT ITS OPEN NOW

Guy at kids table is losing in predictions this year

Oh that's why

Three Patriots commentators at main table and one at sad small side table

Go Pats. But why is bro at the kids table?

Buddy do you know how many people still haven't sent me eleven hundred dollars from past storms

Best I can do is twelve hundred, and also not doing that.

Other Places Other Places is a series of short films celebrating beautiful videogame worlds.

Have you seen Other Places? You might find a few in there.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. #MusicSky

The Afghan Whigs
Underworld
Nightmares on Wax
Dave Matthews Band
Orbital

Hm I see 4 people in this picture. Very embarrassing for them.

White and black cat standing in a window overlooking snowy yard

White and black cat sitting on a ledge

White and black cat laying down

White and black cat on foster person's chest

Are you in or near Rhode Island and looking for a perfect cat to adopt? DM me!

You're right, I just liked his Hill House through Usher era most.

This and Bly Manor are peak. It makes me wish Mike Flanagan hadn't got promoted to doing movies, I wanted more miniseries.

The 27 Society

White cat sleeping on her side with belly exposed

White cat sleeping with leg sticking out

White cat sleeping with arms crossed

White cat sleeping with eyes covered by paws

The new foster cat is making herself comfortable like it's a competition.

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”