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Posts by carl 🥦

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Music from this week

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Also:

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I have no more chores for you. Just get out of here, would you? Just leave.

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“Would it be okay if we switched up the music in a little bit and listened to something besides Guided By Voices?”

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🫶 I am trying to be on here more. Been listening through GBV’s post-reunion albums and thinking of you

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Did you receive this urgent missive from the other side?

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Don’t ask what’s in my cup

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Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

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this is about what my street beast cost us lol

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🎶 Idiot wind 🎶

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What did you just call me

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What I’ve been listening to this week

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Chart posting. Happy Friday everyone

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(“My Sharona”) White Corolla

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I miss you too, I am trying to remember to log in more

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Happy birthday dude

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Apple enjoyer

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This didn’t work

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field recording producer whose tag is a 30 second clip of wind howling over a frozen plain

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the integrated onion survivability onion
don't be harvested
don't be groceries
don't be peeled
don't be diced
don't be soup

the integrated onion survivability onion don't be harvested don't be groceries don't be peeled don't be diced don't be soup

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Crestfallen Hooper

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I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!!

Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…

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Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon

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Sick bolo tie brother

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Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it

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I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg

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Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on

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Yeah we hoagieposting

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Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that

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