Right. Night all. Painter is here at 7am. 🤦‍♀️

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Tad drastic don’t you think? It’s only tea and dog.

The Adventures of Bret and Walda.
Chapter one: In search of the Crab.

Hello @theguardian.com. Who leaked the story to your paper?

Excellent idea. That's the way to do it.

Hey. Badenough. Please let us see the Evgeny Alexandrovich Lebedev vetting result? #BadenoughBadenoch #Lebedev

My father, doing his national service.

Indeed and was Evgeny Alexandrovich Lebedev vetted? People here are blindly Starmer bashing and Olly's FO is Pope material. They didn't bother to listen to what Olly didn't say, didn't know, had no knowledge of and took no notes off as far as he cannot remember. Now: who leaked this to the Guardian?

He said he did not know, he had no notes, he couldn't remember and has enormous holes in his memory....🙄

Might be a good idea to listen the Robbins inquiry...

Trust him more than your hypnoses track record. 🙄

I cannot remember the precise wording, I don't think the FO was consulted, if the FO had gone against the PM it would have been very difficult. 🙄

I can't remember who I spoke to, I can't remember who was present, I cannot remember what was said, etc etc... Jeez. 🤔

Since you seem to be very well informed, did Evgeny Alexandrovich Lebedev get vetted? 🤔

Cheap. I'm sure you would do a brilliant job....🙄

A former senior civil servant who jokes about not keeping phone records relating to a very sensitive matter does not come out on top. Nobody comes out of this "on top", least of all the shambolic Whitehall machine and its daft procedures.

Pretty unconvincing first half hour....No paperwork, no notes, ....🙄

She's an expert at that. 🙄

Morning Bakerhelm. It's cold here!! Had to put the heating on for 30mins. Brrrrrrr...

😂😂😂Morning Popetato.

My paint man woke me at 07:00. 🥱😩

Labour MPs need to realise this isn’t about getting rid of Starmer it’s about destabilising the Labour govt and getting rid of all of you .. for Nigel and his mates ! The media have been on overdrive on this since July 24 .. it’s the latest attempt but not the last !

She has not encountered her yet. And as an indoor cat she hasn’t got a clue what a dog is. I just smell weird after visiting the neighbours she says followed by a thorough clothes sniffing session.

She’s warned me not to get a ’thing’. She doesn’t know what a dog is but reckons I smell weird after visiting our neighbour…☺️

Almost half of EU’s busiest flight routes are ‘hard or impossible’ to book on trains – report ‘Stone age’ system of booking cross-border rail tickets holding back climate action by consumers, says thinktank

Who wants to sit on a train to book their flight tickets?! Please Guardian… What a ridiculous header. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Ukraine is the member state of the EU that we all need. They're already pushing for things that are fundamental to our very survival.

Morning. Oh yes chiropodists are the best. Walking on clouds afterwards. Have a great day.

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Were they loud? So far I have only encountered loud ones on holiday. Hope they left you some breakfast. 🤔

Le Japon abandonne ses restrictions sur l’exportation d’armes létales et s’ouvre au marché mondial de la défense Cette révision ne devrait pas, dans l’immédiat, doper les exportations d’armes, mais permettra d’intégrer davantage le pays à la chaîne d’approvisionnement internationale dont il dépend.

Le Japon abandonne ses restrictions sur l’exportation d’armes létales et s’ouvre au marché mondial de la défense

Morning Ben & ORCs. Slept well. Painter woke me at 0700🥱. 4C and no sun. Coffee and cake with Zouby owner yesterday. Complete kitchen roll was demolished by Zouby in the garden so we gathered paper for 30 mins. She’s a little menace but so sweet. 😏 Bisou says: ‘told you so!‘. Have a great Tuesday.