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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

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22.00 FILM: BLADE RUNNER-UP Sci-fi sequel that is not quite as good as the original.

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Budapest is a beautiful city and I hope they are having the best time tonight. The Sziget festival will be unbelievably exciting this year!

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Looking forward to Trump declaring war on Hungary overnight

It must be a totally overwhelming result for Orban to concede on the night. Congratulations to the Hungarian people for choosing to believe that things can actually get better. And I hope Vance endorses more terrible leaders in the future. He seemed to push it over the edge.

So excited to see this. It’s the best representation I’ve ever seen of what stand up is actually like to do and the people who do it

Controlled rage. Exemplary.
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I’ve only seen the first 2 but episode 2 was a big step up imo

For the first time today I’m genuinely doubtful that Trump will complete his second term. He’s spiralling so fast and lashing out at so many former allies that it just feels almost impossible to imagine him continuing until 2029. Here’s hoping…

I’d recommend sticking with it. Episode 2 made me laugh out loud several times which is by no means very usual for me and a new sitcom.

"He send someone to intimidate me": Christopher Anderson, the photographer who shot Jeffrey Epstein

I KNEW he didn't hang himself

I played a very small part it in in an AmDram production when I was about 16 - it got lots of laughs on the night but I'm not sure I would have enjoyed reading it without that experience!

"these are pretenders to honour, as critics to wit, only by censuring others" - Wycherley, The Country Wife

One of my favourite quotes.

This whole “wake up to check whether or not Trump has actually destroyed the world overnight” routine really does make it hard to concentrate on other things. Which will be my excuse to anyone who needs anything from me today.

It does begin to feel like Trump watched Netanyahu committing genocide and thought: how can I one up that? Is civilisationacide a thing?

"A whole civilisation will die tonight" - the latest inspiring words from the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.

Trump: “I’m going to blow up the entire fucking world! Eat shit!”

US media: President Trump made a bold prediction today then made an unconventional dietary suggestion.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Can’t believe Democrats and liberals are trying to take the Christ out of Power Plant Day.

Keir Starmer reading Trump’s latest post

Why Doing Nothing Can Change Your Life THE BRAIN AT REST DR JOSEPH JEBELLI

I read this book this week and it’s one of those inspiring and challenging books that makes you go: “yes! I should totally do that. It makes total sense!” And then you remember you’re self employed in this capitalist system and it’s actually quite hard to do. Worth a read though.

I’d totally forgotten about that and seeing it gave me a sudden Proustian rush of terror from being around 10 years old and being a bit too young for that pack of cards…

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

My assumption is that the day I get more followers on here than I did on Twitter will be the day it gets sold to Putin or whatever

It was actually quite big - enough for 2 to share

A Nude York Times without Nudity?

Congratulations to the many of you who guessed deconstructed carrot cake! It was v nice - the caramelised pecans and aromatic carrot slices were extraordinary.

Mystery deconstructed dessert

I’m at a posh restaurant tonight and just had this dessert, which was described as “our version of…[something very standard]” It was delicious - but can you guess what it was?