Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

I am very bad at being asexual, apparently

At an event where people insist my double is also in attendance. I am bearded and British, so I might have to come to terms with the fact I'm the *evil* doppelganger

Pronouns hi/hat

Its me, im large gays

How come every time I try and take a holiday, Geopolitics happens. This is going to give me a complex.

*pronounces Chile like while*

Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me

Yeah, its not About Them. I know I look pretty good already, and fat is not the same as ugly or unattractive. But I dont enjoy being big, heavy, taking up space, breaking chairs and beds etc. To say nothing of wanting to be healthier as I get older.

Its not a compliment to say to me "well thats a big fucking waste of time and effort you just went through and also i dont respect your personal decisions about your own body", thanks.

Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk

And yet I do

Bouncing on a Bad Dragon like its a yoga ball

Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio

32 calories, if youre wondering. Clearly need to get that up a bit.

Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate

Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.

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First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(

Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on

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Festive cheer

Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top

DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.

I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.

Mods are asleep, post Smooth Burger

Ahhh means my six five 300lbs arse is gonna be too big. Thanks though!

How is NP for bigger sizes? I often want to up my club wear but run into the problem of, well, Im a Big Bitch and gay clothing lines tend to run small

Im a child

Oh oops the fucker on the left hand side is an incest apologist lmao www.spectator.co.uk/article/what...