I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.

The last half of the trip is gonna be even more fun!!

This is what People’s Park in Berkeley would be if not for the UC

I bought 3 puzzles for a dollar each at It’s Your Move in Oakland, and none of them were missing ANY pieces

I miss my boyfriend ;(

This was part of my monologue

I had to explain both of their respective “controversies” and for Sabrina Carpenter I was like “oh yeah she totally stole Miss Piggy’s look and there is a pending lawsuit. And she beat up a LOT of Muppets.”

Incoming stick delivery at the Great Blue Heron rookery.

I have informed Darrell that Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan are in fact two different people

Good morning!
This tiny “snow fairy” is actually one of the most magical little birds on the planet - the long-tailed tit!

In winter, they puff up so much they look like floating snowballs with wings. Photography by @y.odamon

This is going to be JD Vance's tagline theme in 2028: "I'm the populist Republican who didn't want to go to war and lose in Iran!" All the podcast bros will spew it, the social media companies will plaster it on our timelines, and MSM will regurgitate it ad-nauseam.

This is the future urbanists want

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All Bastards Are Government (ABAG)

Nearly had a heart attack

#Cat
#Caturday

Nancy tells Sluggo that she’s been feeding crows lately, but she doesn’t think they remember her yet. Sluggo looks in the sky, to a flock of crows flying in the shape of Nancy’s head. He tells Nancy to turn around.

Nancy 4/7/26

It is mindboggling that, in the face of climate change, increasing traffic, gas prices, and *everything else*, the California legislature's highest transpo priority this session is limiting the use of e-bikes.

Genuinely a real possibility of the CA e-bike industry being regulated out of existence.

SAJA BOYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Fetching KPDH breakfast for my gf.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

The coolest!!!!

My boyfriend has sent the “what is this bird???” text three times, and every time it was a black-crowned night heron

When you become a birder, people will start texting you “what is this bird??”, and 85% of the time it will be a black-crowned night heron, and the other 15% are blurry photos of brown fluff in a tree

Accidentally taught my parents the word “foamer“ and now my dad won’t stop using it

We did that a few months ago! FYI cool FLW event coming up

screenshot of a video game NPC who is an old man but says, “I’m 30 years old,” because it’s my 30th birthday. :)

well it’s official!! 👴🏼

CBS headline reads: "Supreme Court to weigh Trump's bid to end birthright citizenship in test of second-term agenda."

This movement has never been about violent criminal aliens, undocumented immigrants writ large, or even immigration in general, but about the country’s changing ethnic and religious makeup. It has always been about white Christian nationalism.

“Build to rent is essentially home builders switching their construction from building homes for people to building homes for large institutional investors,” said Jim Baker, the executive director of the Private Equity Stakeholder Project, a watchdog organization focused on the impact of institutional investors. “It puts homeownership further out of reach for individuals,” denying them an opportunity “for building wealth for themselves, their families and their children.”

I hate this shit so much. My family rents, and we are also people! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/b...

I like when my boyfriend goes out for the evening because I can really get wild (do puzzles while listening to Celine Dion - It's All Coming Back to Me Now 5 times in a row)

Commiserate is such a beautiful word. Miserate isn't even even a word, but it becomes one when we do it together 💗💗💗