Probably because someone gave you pizza.

You do. You will not regret this decision…!

They will happily disembowel you. Wise to give them a wide berth.

Also don't forget to contact me if you want to be part of the GU Oncology starter pack:
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#ASCO26 Program At A Glance for Saturday 30May2026

#ASCO26 Program At A Glance for Sunday 31May2026

#ASCO26 Program At A Glance for Monday 1Jun2026

#ASCO26 Program At A Glance for Friday 29May2026 and Tuesday 2Jun2026

Here are the #ASCO26 sessions at a glance, 2-page view.
Friday and Tuesday put together at the end, as they are shorter days and I can only include 4 images.
Full document here: cdn.bfldr.com/KOIHB2Q3/as/...

Well, five bits of humanity at least.

[My death certificate]:
CAUSE OF DEATH: multiple trauma
DUE TO: fall
DUE TO: schnauzer with no sense of personal space

Where are you going?

Rubbing salt into the wound (if indeed I am able to be wounded other than in the existential sense) is that it wasn’t even a “select all images with aardvarks” test, it was a “click the radio button” test, which we all know non-human organisms and machines are incapable of doing.

Just failed a web site's "Verify you are human" test.
How's your day going?

and the trial* ?

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He had attitude to spare.

Friends of mine had a chihuahua called Rambo.

Just got mine.

Note though that I carefully added a tittle in the general vicinity of something that may or may not have been an i.

Illegible scrawl that some idiot forced me to provide on a web site as a "signature" and that looks completely different from the illegible scrawl I actually use as a signature if I have a proper writing device. I usually just do an "ID" or an "X" on such online forms these days because come on.

Before you get excited, web site hacker trying to harvest a signature I had to provide using my mouse in this Year of our Lord 2026 where we actually have secure technology designed and fit for the purpose of electronic signatures: this does not resemble my real signature at all.

Just said to someone, "Today's news is tomorrow's fish and chips wrapper" and then realised (a) that has not been literally true for years, and (b) most people will have no idea what I'm talking about (probably as per usual).

How lovely of you to say so!

Pictures of “Sassy Apples,” with Google AI text: Sassy™ apples are a new, premium variety known for a bold, bright red color, conical shape, and a satisfyngly crunchy, sweet-tart flavor profile. Developed in New Zealand and now grown in Australia, they are described as a modern alternative to Gala, offering high heat tolerance and long-lasting crispness. I’m not quite sure what “satisfyngly” means and hope to find out soon. Anyway they look nice and had a very good sound when I did my routine apple toss test for freshness.

I bought some of these at the local supermarket yesterday but they didn’t have the annoying little identifier stickers on them.

Checkout lady: Are these sassy apples?
Me: Well to be fair I haven’t heard them say anything yet.

a bald man is smiling and saying " you fell victim to one of the classic blunders ! " Alt: Vizzini the Sicilian in The Princess Bride saying, "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

What was the most famous one again?

Demotivational poster from the amazingly funny despair.com, showing two ultralight aircraft against a stormy sky with the caption: “Discouragement. You are the wind beneath my wings, otherwise known as turbulence.”

despair.com/cdn/shop/pro...

“Yes, it’s jammed right up the back of the left nostril.”

Hang on, you can’t leave us with a cliffhanger like that. What was the other problem? Insufficient follow through? Continental vs Eastern grip? Inadequate topspin? Come on!

Calathea - broad dark green leaves with smeared rough brushstrokes of pink

Hypoestes - variegated dark green leaves with paint spatters of pink or white

God starting to get a bit careless with his brushwork.

Today I managed to tangle my belt buckle in my shoelace while on the toilet, if you want to know how my day is going.

K-M curves that never plateau always make me wonder if the treatment has simply shifted the curve to the right. If that is the case then the next question should be whether sequential monotherapy would give the same outcome, perhaps with less toxicity than combo up front. #GU26

Well, you didn’t want to leave #GU26 before its final day…!

Wisdom at #GU26:
* Mack Roach: sometimes people have bad outcomes even though you did the “right” thing.
* Shang Zhao: we should not use the fact that some people will do badly to justify using the most aggressive approach.
* Shahneen Sandhu: always consider patient preferences.

Oh Lord the piano is back…
#GU26