Biffo leaps into the air and spreads his legs wide and points his toes. BIFFO: I bet--

Beano Book 1972

biffo laughs as he uses the Dark Arts to banish a high court bailiff to the nether realms

Dennis the Menace DJ's at the Disco Dancing Party while Biffo inexplicably dances with his clone.

Beano Book 1981

Biffo mocks a man who is trapped in a house filled with billowing green gas.

Beano #550, January 31, 1953

Biffo heads for the exit of the Library, seemingly about to vomit. A sign on the wall helpfully indicates a man committing Crime while the librarian is distracted by Biffo's digestive health. LIBRARIAN: I wonder if Biffo's feeling unwell?

Beano Book 1981

Biffo collapses into his armchair in exhaustion and airs out his grippers after a grueling day taking care of his pet goldfish. BIFFO: Gasp! And I thought keeping a goldfish would be nice and peaceful! Phew!

Beano #1134, April 11, 1964

Biffo engages in Cultural Appropriation and is beset upon by one of Beanotown's Local Racists. LOCAL RACIST: Har-har! Come back here and I'll pull your hat over your eyes! BIFFO: Not likely!

Beano #1540, January 22, 1972

Biffo is arrested for Hoop-and-Stick crimes. BIFFO: The shame of it-- Banned from my hoop for reckless driving!

Beano #1768, June 5, 1976

Biffo is upset as he and Buster walk past the local Alarmclockery and the sound of all the alarms going off at once has wakened him. BIFFO: Bah! These alarm clocks have wakened me.

Beano #704, January 14, 1956

Biffo stands smugly by as a cowboy's wheeled hobby horse explodes.

Beano #537, November 1, 1952

Biffo looks on at the Great Relay Race as his little cousin/nephew/child/homunculus Tich hands Buster what appears to be a Large Turd. TICH: Gasp!

Beano #837, August 2, 1958

Biffo is shocked as his Biffo's Breakdown Service (Never Fails) lorry crashes into an errant fatberg in the middle of the road. BUSTER: Oh, never mind!

Beano #1239, April 16, 1966

Biffo leers angrily at a satiated hobo.

Beano #439, December 16, 1950

Biffo, his nose red and inflamed, imagines a Well-Dressed Gentleman getting his foot stepped on and destroyed by an Oafish Galoot. WELL-DRESSED GENTLEMAN (imaginary): Argh! My tootsies!

Beano #1803, February 5, 1977

Buster, bedridden and infirm with some horrible 1950s British sickness, attempts to lift his spirits by playing his comically oversized horn while Biffo winks at the reader and pours a huge jug of Castor Oil into the top, turning the Instrument of Musical Delight into a Funnel of Diarrhoeic Torment. BIFFO: There's nothing like music for making you fit! BUSTER: I'll play a nice happy tune now.

Beano #584, December 5, 1953

A Looney Tunes Snake Charmer commands his snakes to attack Biffo and Buster. BIFFO: Ow! What are these snakes up to?

Beano #608, March 13, 1954

A screenshot from the movie "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" (...or maybe it's from Goldmember, I'm not sure) featuring the character Fat Bastard, an obese Scottish man wearing an unbuttoned yellow robe over a white polo shirt. A caption at the top of the picture reads "I want to eat that baby" A picture of the head of widely reviled British cartoon character Biffo the Bear has been pasted on top of Fat Bastard's face

Silly Biffo has Dropped the Eggs, as you, the Reader, helpfully inform him. READER'S VOICE: Silly Biffo-- You've dropped the eggs!

Beano #1790, November 6, 1976

Biffo is Fed Up with either polishing boots or wearing shoes or both. BIFFO: Bah! I'm fed up with this!

Beano #1356, July 13, 1968

buster: whose baby is that? biffo, wheeling a pram: mine now

Buster walks alongside Biffo as he pushes a pram containing a baby who looks exactly like Buster. The word "HAPPY" emanates from the baby's head. BUSTER: ...As I was saying, Biffo... BIFFO: Yes, Buster?

Beano #1728, August 30, 1975

Biffo is completely exhausted, drinking a cup of coffee and saying "I just can't go on like this!"

A Giant Biffo-faced Chick waddles into frame, causing you, the reader, to vocally express your surprise and disappointment that Biffo is not here instead. GIANT BIFFO-FACED CHICK: Hello, readers! READER'S VOICE: What's this? What's happened to Biffo?

Beano #1288, March 25, 1967

Buster accosts an ostritch for its Big Egg (which it likes) while Biffo peacefully rolls his egg in the foreground. OSTRITCH (thinking): I like this Big Egg! BUSTER (angry): Give it up, you great big feathered freak! BIFFO (peaceful): Now I can roll my egg in peace!

Beano #664, April 9, 1955

A cow gets donged in the head by a giant easter egg. Biffo is there too.

Beano #559, April 4, 1953

Buster eagerly paints the door while Biffo addresses you, the reader, directly, implying that he can see you and knows what you are doing. BIFFO: Would you believe it? A kick has even started Buster working! BIFFO (thinking): I think he's scared I'll kick him again!

Beano #821, April 12, 1958

THE SPECIAL LONG PHONE FOR BIFFO makes its long-awaited return as Biffo places an order for Bulbs from the General Store. Also his ear has turned the same hue as the Special Long Phone For Biffo. BIFFO: Is that the General Store?-- Biffo here-- I want a dozen bulbs, please--

Beano #1287, March 18, 1967

The Chainsaw Man ending page but it's Biffo the Bear and Buster. Also Biffo steps on a rake, which is not my criticism of the divisive ending of a manga I've never read but you can pretend it is if you want to.

This is an incredibly clever callback for the real Biffo fans out there I promise. #art @oocbiffo.bsky.social

A trio of Background Mutants chatter and gossip while inflating a giant hot water bag with Free Air as Biffo has an anxiety attack.

Beano #444, January 20, 1951

The Circus Manager has allowed Biffo to borrow his balloon, allowing him to safely transport his assortment of tins and thwarting Buster, somehow. BIFFO: The Circus Manager let me his balloon. Ha-ha! That's fooled you! BUSTER: Bah!

Beano #687, September 17, 1955