My thoughts entirely. How much cheese is £40k worth!

Served a delicious lunch al fresco by gorgeous son in the sun ❤️

No, a cake on the seat, now that would be a trap.

New level unlocked! I’m the ONLY person on this bus, I’ve got the five star upfront seat and I’m using my new Freedom pass 😻

Car crime round here is so … upmarket #w12

Tracey shooting up in my estimation #TheArchers

Gawd Pip who doesn’t bring anything to read/listen to for any kind of appointment #TheArchers I’m amazed they haven’t got a colouring book out for her.

HUNGARY---Victor Orban concedes to this man, Peter Magyar, a cat guy! Bravo to the Hungarians for standing up against dictatorship.

Really hope Vance turns up to campaign for Reform

You’re doing valuable cultural work with the generation of the future

Reading one of those stoopid memes about retirement - no alarm, meeting a friend for lunch, having a nap in the afternoon - and I’m thinking shit I must have retired years ago without noticing 😱 #freelance

Oh no, poor Smudge! Sending kitty strength vibes from our gang.

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Fucks sake #TheArchers

Noooooo!

A camera? I hadn’t noticed, this is just my standard chair pose 😻

Ps if you need string, I have it all. The butcher used the entire output of metropolitan France on this tiddly joint.

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I have a wearisome piece of lamb in the oven and as I said to Mr D, well it won’t kill you and you can put loads of gravy on it.

Took one for the team

I dropped the treats but fortunately a small furry hoover stepped up 😻

This wasn’t even that many people, one plane ahead of us and I nipped off very quick. Just pitifully slow for all passports, all of us in same jam.

Just got out in time to watch my vital navette connection leave. That’s an extra 3 hours wait til next train. Bollocks!

All the Frenchies as stuck as I am. Great care being taken at the booths, so extra time added. Horrendous.

Nice to see #BordeauxMerignac step up to the challenge of EES and Easter 🤦‍♀️ Only 2 booths open, all passports in same line. Why is it so crap, it’s an International airport.

Indeed, I was quite triumphant til I went inside

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I think UK banks should be forbidden to say ‘pop into branch’. I got told they were too busy/short-staffed/do it online (not always possible with POA as a forrin resident). I swear if I’d turned up and announced I had leprosy, I couldn’t have had a more lukewarm reception.

His proud owner made him give me a little paw wave when the train pulled away, so sweet!

Happy to oblige x

Who needs to see a dog living his best life on a steam train ❤️🇮🇲#isleofman