yeah i thought something was suspicious when the IRGC told me to drop anchor and send them $10,000 in benihana gift cards tbh

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

I’d Love to Pass Through the Strait of Hormuz, but No Worries If Not “I’m reaching out because, well, I’ve got this shipment of 2.1 million barrels of crude oil, and I would LOVE it if I could just squeeze on by and pass throu...

"I’m reaching out because, well, I’ve got this shipment of 2.1 million barrels of crude oil, and I would LOVE it if I could just squeeze on by and pass through the Strait of Hormuz? Honestly, no worries if not, though!"

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

Sent this text to all my Virginia children 🤣

“Donald Trump wants you to vote no. Don’t forget to fight back and vote yes on April 21st.”

I had a friend who did a cat in AP Bio 💀 it was so gross. He went on to be a Dr tho so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I noted the day of the SCOTUS decision that JB Pritzker IMMEDIATELY moved to make this point, by demanding a refund for IL. And State refunds may be the best way to politicize how Trump created the worst of all worlds. But Elizabeth Warren is, predictably, focused on it as well.

🗳️Today’s the day, friends! If you haven’t voted YES yet, vote at your polling place. And remember, Virginia has same-day voter registration!!🗳️

Time to VOTE YES!!
And if you know any young people WHO WILL BE 18 BEFORE NOV 3 — please tell them they are eligible to vote today! Same-day registration is an option in VA — they just need to get to their polling place!

I kind of can’t believe I’ve always been like this hahaha

a fetal pig barehanded - it wasn’t my turn so I wasn’t gloved up, but then none of my group would do anything and they were being such babies about the whole thing, that I got so irritated and just dove in and did it 💀

Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.

list of phone alarm times; 9am is turned on with a reminder to fight back, vote yes, 5:30pm says do not forget to vote!

I’m really paranoid I’m going to forget to vote today 🫠🤪

The problem is this post-Moses trend in treating the "community" as if it's monolithic and knows more about transportation planning than the experts. We as a society can say "more transit good, road expansion bad" and ask locals to weigh in on where staircases go, not "should this even happen?"

Tomorrow, Virginia votes to restore our Constitutional system of checks and balances. Vote yes, Virginia, and we can start to end the costly chaos in Washington.

For those in Virginia tepid or ambivalent, here’s a clarion and forceful argument to vote “YES” on redistricting tomorrow—from someone who intimately knows the costs and the stakes:

never really had a doubt they were going to end up owning that stupid thing, no matter how long it took (also today is 27 years since columbine)

😭 it is such a bad policy

I cannot wait until the election is over and the same two ads that get played everywhere are done!!!

This is today's item that is tickling my anger issues.

She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy

This is how many folks treat Disney Studies—the literal Mickey Mouse degrees—right now.

Popular media is one of the most powerful and influential forces on the planet, yet it is so often viewed as unimportant.

You can't understand how the world works unless you understand how Mickey Mouse works.

"Nowadays, one's wings are clipped. When I arrived here, I came with such a beautiful dream, because they said going to the United States is making your dreams come true," she said. "Nowadays, we no longer have dreams or the opportunity to keep dreaming, because we no longer sleep peacefully."

A modest proposal:

This culture has normalized talking about and coping with panic attacks and anxiety attacks.

We need to normalize being able to talk about sudden grief attacks.

The Millennial CAPTCHA “CAPTCHAs help separate bots from humans. But what if you only want your content to be seen by humans in their 30s with passions for subway tile and posting ...

"CAPTCHAs help separate bots from humans. But what if you only want your content to be seen by humans in their 30s with passions for subway tile and posting JLaw reaction GIFs in Slack? For this purpose, we have created the Millennial CAPTCHA."

today was Camden Drama Club’s closing performance of 9 to 5. all our productions are completely student run from front & back of house.

as of right now, Camden Drama Club will not exist next year as theater has been cut from our North Minneapolis HS. this is truly devastating for our community.

I wish more educators and fewer lawyers would run for public office, in part b/c the best ones are naturals at explaining the whys of things.

We could use more people in public life who cultivate understanding and bring people along together instead of "voters are too dumb to appreciate language"

If journalists had any integrity and courage, they would boycott the White House Correspondents Dinner. It should be as empty as a TPUSA event.

This was one of the formative incidents in my young life. And I watched almost an entire city of people across racial lines absolutely lose their minds. It was the equivalent of a lynch mob and the NY press was leading the way.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.