listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Today’s “haul” as the kids say

This is the shit I come to bluesky for

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Josie Packard became a doorknob, no one is above the law!

I wanna get a 4K TV/player soon and this is the shit I’m terrified of. I just want a normal tv with a normal player and I feel like everything is AI upscaled and they want you to use their built-in streaming menu bullshit

Is this a safe space? Maybe? Uhhhhh severance season 2 is aggressively 6/10 this time around and while I still like elements of it, I am mostly disappointed with the trajectory it’s taken this season. Sorry.

Staring at the Bible verses on the wall at the office I’m forced to go to to do a job that could be done remote, listening to middle management explain we can’t do raises or bonuses while I overhear the CEO talking about meeting with painters for one of her 4 rentals. Pretty cool shit, man.

I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.

i stopped sharing the "cant wait to see ol donny trump wriggle his way outta this one" tweet because it felt cliche or lib, but like, it has remained insanely true. he just does whatever the fuck he wants with impunity and dems just cry about "the soul of democracy" and "norms". loser shit!!

Yeah it’s why I don’t bother anymore. This is what I dealt with all through high school. I had thoughts and feelings and questions about the world and it was a stone wall. Wholly incurious about anything beyond the safe small little town.

Living there during summer 2020 when the BLM protests were taking place had me on edge most days. Sadly in their minds it’s still 2009 and we’re still just kids who don’t know anything about the world. It’s beyond infuriating.

Just feels bleak. Nothing good is ever gonna happen again. Can’t even say the dems abandoned us because that would imply they had our best interests at heart in the first place.

Just as all the platforms get taken over by tech oligarchs and AI fuckin slop. Hey man, good job networking and making connections and getting a couple side gigs for some semi-big podcasts. Our owner is gonna sieg heil on television and overrun the website with horrific right wing content.

Every job I’ve ever had, I felt like I got hired on right as the good ol days are ending. Within a couple weeks the company changes policies - the big overhead lights flash on - party’s over. Cant help but feel the same way about developing a side gig editing content/clips for podcasts I really love

lol but it does?

Tom hanks pissin out him pee pee hole

Yup. Willy Wonka on. Classic.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Starting to think I may have rancid vibes

phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness

I don’t think either of them post on here so I can be cringe all I want - Jake and Thomas from Pendejo Time gave me a little shout out on the latest ep thanking me for doing clips for them and it was just so nice to hear. They’re such lovely boys. Especially Thomas.

now watching. this shit is crazy.

Just gotta get over the Poster’s Anxiety and post the dumbest shit that comes to my brain

I call it X, the everything crap. Yeah I said it. That’s the kinda dangerous comedy you should expect by following me.

Now this is posting

Imagine me killing you with hammers

My job right now is so fucking stupid. I simply do not want to email complete dullards anymore. I need more podcasters to pay me to make clips for them so I never have to think about this shit again lol

something i have literally noticed in real life, no shit, is that theres about 25% of people who when they get a handful of followers completely go off the deep end like they won the lottery. like when a podcast gets slightly popular or an open mic person tweets for Tig or whatever. it kicks ass