guy whose glasses I stole: give me those back or else
Me: come on, you wouldn’t hit a guy wearing glasses now would y—

PAPBL (People Against Push Button Locks) is seeking new members – inquire but still knock first

shelled pistachios feel illegal and no I can’t explain it more than that

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

Car Pretzels TM (pretzels inside your car for when you get hungry)