I've a special on YouTube

Saw this on Twitter & came back here

Man City getting relegated before
the 115 charges relegates them would be *chefs kiss*

Elf | Absolute Cuts Podcast #70

Another Xmas Special & this time it's the family classic Elf, that of course Mark tries to ruin with his baseless theories

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Banging new app out lads. Cheers for the heads up Duolingo

Coming into Xmas season on Letterboxd
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See you there folks

Post this one so I don't have to show the artist page that has Limp Bizkit on it

HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK | Absolute Cuts Podcast #69

It's Xmas Special season folks & we start it all off with a ripper of an episode

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Can't tell which this a bigger PR disaster for

"Why do I fuckin bother" - Adam Thielen

I've had it for months. It's coming

At what point do you actually sit down and think to yourself, "you know what my life is missing, being a member of Young Fine Gael"

THE BUSINESS | Absolute Cuts Podcast #68

Classic Cuts this one folks. Danny Dyer, Wicked & Nelsons wildest fact yet

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TOUR ONSALE NOW

For tickets go to

linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come.

If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments.

Dee Devlin on Instagram right now

Reckon Dee Devlin has pre-written 30 of those defences in her phone notes and just pops them out once every 6 months when applicable again

You know that moment when sleeping in bed and you jolt, as if you thought you were falling? That's a ghost fingering you

"innocent until proven guilty"

*Proven guilty*

"The deep state have claimed another victim in their war on humanity"

Donated blood today. It's truly amazing that you can save someone's life for the price of a hamster

Every season is jumper season. Fuck the critics

I see Conor McGregor's Election mandate of "Protect Irish women" has hit the most spectacular of snags

10 years. Professional as ever

Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen · Episode

Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Episode #67

Mark & Ryan discuss Gladiator 2, what happened to Cullen's socks and Nelson presents a wild Ferris Bueller theory

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Would watch if started & ended with a catastrophic house fire within the first 30 seconds

Imagine having a wet dream while your electric blanket was on. Electrocuted.
Imagine the mess they'd find in the morning

I was horrified to hear that fingernail scratch marks where found inside my grandmothers coffin considering it was me that tied her up

Planning and not actually doing it. Does this man follow through on anything

Ben Doak is great