Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
Posts by Cmcdpri
this sounds hyperbolic, but we gave them money to save children, and they stole it to keep it from saving anyone else's children
hillbilly elegy poster
Hillbilly Elegy looks like a gag in 30 Rock where Jenna is playing both roles in an attempt to win two Oscars for the same movie.
1. Literally sitting in Walgreens right now waiting for the vaccine. 2. Can’t help but worry this goes hand in hand with his autism list - generating a list of people with pre-existing conditions.
FROM THE HOVSE OF TRVMP
BE AWARE
ALCATRAZ HAS BEEN REOPENED
THE ENEMIES OF THE STATE SHALL BE IMPRISONED THERE
THESE MEASVRES ARE BEING TAKEN TO PROTECT TRVE AMERICAN CITIZENS
Failed to mention, he was a urologist.
After my father passed last year, I consider any random mention of vasectomies a message from him from beyond. Like your shirt, or this graffiti I found in Buenos Aires a couple of weeks ago.
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
glad everyone is getting their jokes off but George Santos being sentenced to prison sends a chill through the gay Latino liar community and I can't help but notice many have not checked in on me
New at The Watch:
A Texas attorney gave some free legal advice to an undocumented family. Then two law enforcement officers showed up at his door.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-courag...
One of the best pictures of me in existence, honestly.
As a secular Catholic (only nonbaptized member of Irish-Italian family), he made me consider going through all the rites at 37 for all the reasons you expressed in this piece. Thank you for this.
Incorrect. It is her time.
The longlist for the new SECDEF:
It’s time
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
Short Rifles Safeguard the Long House: the case for communal mobilization of egalitarian society against those who would destroy it
whether I go to Mexican heaven or Mexican hell there will be an OXXO there
it’s like we’re being governed by an email that starts with FW: FW: FW: FW
< Jaime Montana Cook is at Sackets Harbor Central School. 5h • Message from the Sackets Harbor Principal As the principal of these students, I need to speak plainly. Our three students who were taken by ICE were doing everything right. They had declared themselves to immigration judges, attended court on their assigned dates, and were following the legal process. They are not criminals. They have no ties to any criminal activity. They are loved in their classrooms. Their family has worked at the nearby "Old McDonald's" petting zoo and dairy farm for 15 years. They lived in a house on the same road as a home ICE had a warrant for. The fact that ICE went door to door is unfathomable. The fact that our students were handcuffed and put into the same van as the alleged criminal from down the street is unconscionable. When I think of my third grader's experience, my stomach twists and it is hard to breathe. We are in shock-and it is that shared shock that has unified our community in the call for our students' release. We are in direct communication with our students. Let me be clear: they are not "being medically evaluated." They are not being "questioned as potential victims." Calling a detention center by another name does not change what it is. We deserve better than spin and misinformation. My teachers and my students are already hurting. Please, think about how long every hour feels for a third grader in a detention center. The wait had already been too long a week ago. I have no other agenda. Please release my students and their mother back to our community. Jaime Cook Prek-12 Principal Sackets Harbor, NY
Sackets Harbor, NY is so small that there’s one pre k-12 school with 475 students. Three of those students were disappeared by ICE.
Here is a statement published today by school principal Jaime Cook:
Trump refuses to repatriate innocent man from El Salvador prison because man has no history of sexual misconduct.
Since he is the most precious of ‘mutt breeds’, the “low riders” maybe a car used often for them. Monte Carlos are popular low riders. So either Monte or Carlo would be my suggestion. He looks more like a Monte to me.
There’s an upcoming movie coming out about the Press Your Luck scandal, where a guy memorized how the game board works and used it to win a lot of money.
They cast Paul Walter Hauser as the dude, Walton Goggins as the host. This looks epic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4J...
I’ll check them both out.
I’m pretty set in my ways on podcasts, and need to work on branching out more.
I consider it my emotional support podcast. It goes hand in hand with Dead Author’s Podcast, which I still listen to monthly. L. Ron Hubbard Parts 1 and 2 are my favorite episodes of any podcast, ever.
It’s striking how effectively republicans tied mainstream dems with random internet communists, despite the two groups hating each other, while the vice president and shadow president are clearly in a million group chats with literal nazis and people hardly notice