WAIT WAIT NO ! ! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW

if it were illegal then i wouldn't be allowed to toot . and then that'd be really bad .

i had to though . if i didn't that would be really bad

THAT'S SCARY WHAT DID I DO

i tooted

*scratches butt*

*farts*

i’m noob and i’m scared !

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oh my god . i'm trying to remember the name of it . it's on the tip of my tongue because i used to order it like all the time . . .

[ snapping their fingers . ]

THE BACON AND SWISS BUTTERY SMASHED JACK COMBO . dude . dude i haven't had that in ages but it's heavenly .

i like jack in the box !

[ snoozing . . . mimimi . . . ]

im gonna strip butt naked and run down the road at 3am in the middle of winter

What the fuck did i just hear

well THAT'S mean :(

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

hi ! :D

ah !

[ ough ! heavy . . . but , fuzzy ! fluffy . ]

. . . i know .
* snff *
i'm sorry .

[ leaning , accepting the other laying on them -- as they don't really have much of a choice ! at least she was fluffy ! but , he was right . they don't deserve this . ]

[ wiping their tears . . . their eyes still looked sopping wet . ]

i-i'm sorry . . . i don't mean to cry so loud . . .
it's just that -- halloween isn't exactly my favorite . i don't like being scared !

i-i'm soooorry . . . euuh . . . euuh uh . . . ( 💧 )

[ snoorfl . . . sniffl . . . ]

[ flattened . . . lifting their head up . ]

. . . nooo . . . euuuuh . . . 🥺

[ SPLAT . ]

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i — i’m sorry . . .

[ choking on their own words , simply coming out as a tiny squeak . oddly enough , they did not run . they shook , but their legs couldn’t muster the means to escape . ]

[ upon hearing those words , they clutched at their chest ! as if to protect something valuable . ]

you’re already scaring me . . .
p-please don’t say those things , sixer —

[ they were completely justified with their fear ! who starts a conversation like that ? ! ]

I’m so fucked .

. . . o-oh . . . ( 💧 )
w-well , now that you told me that — i-i’ll be sure to be careful !