Billing a .5 for a .1’s worth of work?

Decent place to kill some time.

Season 2 of the Pitt taking on weird anti-science RFK acolytes who ingest near-fatal doses of turmeric or declare their intention to have a “wild birth” despite having preeclampsia.

Not subtle, slightly preachy, but also very cathartic.

In situations like this, I generally force myself to write an hour a day. Good, bad, or ugly. One hour.

No more Betty sandwiches for me it appears.

lol.

Honestly, that’s the plan. They invite me to three separate events a year. I’m going to be unexpectedly unavailable moving forward.

You know what I don’t love? Being invited to speak at a conference only to have my reimbursement request delayed by months while they audit a $40 per diem request for a dinner. Year after year. And then being expected to do it all again. Sorry, but I had to get that off my chest.

Today’s mantra?

“Eat what’s in front of you.”

Your annual reminder that I still have no clue how ranked choice voting works, and that when anyone tries to explain it to me, I lose consciousness.

And I read and draft tax law for a living.

In just the last week, he has:

1) Threatened to wipe out an entire civilization;

2) Picked a fight with the Pope for being “weak on crime”; and,

3) Posted an AI generated image of himself as Jesus performing a miracle.

But sure, he’s totally fine. Never better.

The pope supports taxes on boat loan interest

Dude is just straight up rage tweeting about the Vicar of Christ. Totally normal stuff.

A good day for kicking crappy politicians to the curb.

Love to see it.

At this point, I am praying JD is the Republican nominee in 28.

A glorious day for democracy and Europe. A humiliating day for the authoritarian axis.

A free Hungary.

Thanks so much!

That would be awesome!

Can’t remember a time I was this excited and nervous for the outcome of a foreign election. Sending good wishes to the people of Hungary!

Always fun to harvest a few strawberries from the garden.

Architectural war crimes.

I remember eating meals in Thailand that literally made tears flow down my cheeks. And I love spicy food.

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

Not sure how he consistently gets played by the worst foreign leaders on earth. It’s a rare talent.

At a certain point, this Duo Lingo “streak” thing starts to feel like emotional extortion.

Does the Constitution contemplate putting the President on an involuntary psych hold?

Such a damn good album.

Some people go with “Happy Easter” or “the Lord is risen!”

Others threaten war crimes, mockingly invoke Allah, and drop the F bomb.

Just asking random questions for no reason whatsoever.