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Posts by Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist

she did

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She looks ai generated in the second one

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Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

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ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

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what if i fucking kill you

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The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

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Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business
Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business YouTube video by cookiewaits

This must have taken an insane amount of time to create. And it was worth it.

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They think you're stupid.

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Pointing it out like George Herman Ruth

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Saw a headline today “AI adoption has been faster than personal computers or the internet” no shit, nobody was barging into my house unasked with a Gateway cow box in 1998 to install a computer I hadn’t asked for

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preview of a sticker of a cat in cyan blue colors with blue flowers. the caption reads "generative ai is shit"

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✨generative ai is shit✨

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

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this post above a Garfield and Friends Screens post with three Garfields? friends that look just like him? idk

this post above a Garfield and Friends Screens post with three Garfields? friends that look just like him? idk

too high for this

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One of those "bring a jacket in the morning and look like a jackass leaving work in the afternoon" days

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Remember when spike lee did a commercial casting crypto trading as black empowerment

Pepperidge farms remembers

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@maffewgregg.bsky.social

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@maffewgregg.bsky.social

this one hit me like a bolt from the blue this morning

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the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

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How the turntables

What wicked webs we weave

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I'm fascinated by smart glasses because for like 2 decades now companies have been trying to make them happen in spite of the fact that they have extremely limited utility, major legal issues, no one seems to be asking for them at all, and on top of that they always look like THIS

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The most silicon valley starring thomas middleditch thing I've ever read

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This is how I run when the turtlehead is pokin'

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Bought three pair of gym shorts to wear around the house and on lazy Sunday errands etc and they cost 90 dollars lol I love 2026

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Jeeeezus christ

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A post on the TrueAnon subreddit titled "The US navy has entered the 'please believe our sailors are being fed' phase of the American century of humiliation" The post itself is just a screenshot of a tweet from the US Navy that says "Fresh meals. Full service. Mission ready. Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Tripoli continue to receive regularly prepared meals--no interruptions, no shortages" followed by four nebulous photos of supposed troop-feeding action.

A post on the TrueAnon subreddit titled "The US navy has entered the 'please believe our sailors are being fed' phase of the American century of humiliation" The post itself is just a screenshot of a tweet from the US Navy that says "Fresh meals. Full service. Mission ready. Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Tripoli continue to receive regularly prepared meals--no interruptions, no shortages" followed by four nebulous photos of supposed troop-feeding action.

A closeup of one of the photos that seems especially egregious in its veracity. One of the kitchen workers is blindly passing two loaded trays of food across the chow line with a giant metal partition right in front of his face. Things that make u go HMMMM

A closeup of one of the photos that seems especially egregious in its veracity. One of the kitchen workers is blindly passing two loaded trays of food across the chow line with a giant metal partition right in front of his face. Things that make u go HMMMM

lmao come on dude

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lol

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Orbán rode to power on resentment over the economic stagnation that developed under center-left governments. But he leaves office with Hungarians facing falling wages and higher inflation than similar countries are experiencing. Orbán’s sectarianism and intolerance have sparked neither a religious revival nor a fertility bump; Hungary’s population is shrinking and has become more irreligious, even as Orbán has demonized LGBTQ people, “Muslim invaders,” and Jews. Orbánism, in short, did not make Hungarians more rich, Christian, or free—unless you happened to be one of Orbán’s buddies, in which case you may have gotten rich. As most Hungarians felt their economic circumstances worsen, Orbán provided them with relatively powerless targets to hate.

Orbán rode to power on resentment over the economic stagnation that developed under center-left governments. But he leaves office with Hungarians facing falling wages and higher inflation than similar countries are experiencing. Orbán’s sectarianism and intolerance have sparked neither a religious revival nor a fertility bump; Hungary’s population is shrinking and has become more irreligious, even as Orbán has demonized LGBTQ people, “Muslim invaders,” and Jews. Orbánism, in short, did not make Hungarians more rich, Christian, or free—unless you happened to be one of Orbán’s buddies, in which case you may have gotten rich. As most Hungarians felt their economic circumstances worsen, Orbán provided them with relatively powerless targets to hate.

Orban made grand appeals to “Christianity” and “Western Civilization,” but his “illiberal democracy” was just a scam, a way to make him and his buddies rich while subjecting Hungarians to stagnation and robbing them of their freedom. Sound familiar? (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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Some of my favorite stickers

Available on my shop
Mcapriglione.art

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Banh mi
Subway

Banh mi Subway

I love authentic banh mi

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Steve with a massive pile of piss pants

Steve with a massive pile of piss pants

Steve Bannon has pissed himself at the World Economic Forum

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