Oi vey

You can address her as Sammy love

My dick is literally bionic 🤣😅😂

Stay drunk it's doing wonders for you.

Lol, as my girlfriend is reading this conversation we are laughing at your expense. From paradise too boot. No I'm doing just fine.

Cunts

Maybe

Girlfriends, HA I've been married twice. Puhlease with your girlfriend nonsense. 🤣😅😂

You got one part right, the moving on thing. 🤣😅😂

I think you're overthinking it

I may or may not be still laughing.

Holiday extravaganza

My new neighbor

Lol

😅😂🤣 zactly, you have to talk to the sauce. I told the sauce I braved life and limb and it had better co.e out good.

Yeah it took me an extra 15 minutes to get home but that's ok I sat there thinking about how good my sauce was gonna be.

Only thing was they didn't have pancetta so I had to use thick cut bacon and I witnessed a police shooting as I was leaving the store,lol. Well, heard the shots. Three of'em. Guess the deputy hit the guy. I just heard one shot, then a second two quick ones. Then the response I knew what had happened

On the stovetop on low yepyep

Yeah it came out great. I let it cook for three hours. 🤌

Bolognese perfection 🤌

The attack on the bird app today was not the home team. I know they took credit but the powers that be knew they would. That was all an excercise and a precursor to shutting off Ukrainian starlink.

Look'it it

I feel like they've been watching me

Look at me,,, I am the captain now