FÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅCK hvor fedt, jeg kunne høre det JUBELBRØL helt herovre i Aarhus! MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL! #Brøndby

Så Trump kan bare svine os til, true vores kongerige, men vi hopper og danser når han siger "hop og dans for mig!"? Fuuuuuuck... #hormuzstrædet

Do you miss it, or are you happy that's in the past?

Man vidner ikke på Vestegnen.
(Man vinder heller ikke på Vestegnen 😫☹️)

OH, the wood-kind, not the number!

Brøndbyfan her. Kan Brøndby ikke vinde mesterskabet, ser jeg helst Aarhus Geriatri Forening vinder det.
Jeg ser hellere dem vinde mesterskabet fremfor Parken, Sport & Entertainment eller Pløjemarken, Sport & Entertainment (aka. Herning).

Uuuuuh, måske tilbaws til Vestegnen? #Brøndby
bold.dk/fodbold/klub...

Åh nej, nogle Jensens Bøfhus steder lukker rundt om i landet. Hvor skal staklerne i Viborg og Holstebro dog så gå hen, hvis de gerne vil have diarré?

Dude, @herring1967.bsky.social has the same origin story as Bartlet in West Wing!

Are you going to go for PM, then Richard?

Fancy reading this on the day Steve Cooper has been appointed Brøndby head coach 😀
Looking forward to see what he can do!

Er det et minus for TV2 eller for Viaplay?
Jeg synes det er voldsomt ubehageligt at se fodbold på Viaplay, netop fordi de har skruet så meget op for lyden.

I guder, hvor er det dog elendigt dommerarbejde! Ingen fordel, og ikke noget gult kort! #sldk #biffcm

Det er jo heller ikke fair, når Grimsby gør sig gode, jo. 🤪

At fløjte den i gang, tænker jeg?

Them: "Trump is the great-"
Me: Booooooh! 😠
Them: "Trump is the gre-"
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 😠
Them: "JUDD TRUMP IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!!!! 😡 "
Me: "... Ohmygod, you like snooker too? ☺️😊😀"

Fedt at vide jeg ikke hallucinerede det, da jeg så det 😂

Juuuuust pink and floral enough to highlight the latent homosexuality. 👍

Nåh, der kom vi ned på jorden igen. #Brøndby #sldk

Egentlig ret vildt, at der er kommet et rødt kort, før der kom et gult kort til Poulsen 😝
#sldk #agffcm

I wouldn't know, I'm not a linguist.

No the 'd' in Odin is also a hard d in Danish.
Thought the city named after him, Odense, is today pronounced with a soft d. Don't know about olden times and pronounciations in the Norse language.

They are called "Edderkop" in Danish (soft Ds, like the 'th' in "the")

Ej, hvor har jeg dog bare lyst til det skal gå Fredericia godt i Superligaen! #sldk #fcffcn

#London has a company called TootBus? As in FartBus?
Have you considered another signature morning dish than beans on toast? It's beans and starch; no wonder everyone's farting!

Google's put it all up on Street View.
No need to leave the house, let alone the country.

Anonym seriehækler på spil på Lolland En hemmelig kunstner vækker i disse dage glæde med sine hæklede kunstværker. Håbet er, at kunstværkerne kan skaffe ny julebelysning til byen.

Genuine headline in Denmark:
"Anonymous series-crocheter at large on Lolland".
#HopefulNews #NewsCanBeFunToo!
nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2025...

Det er faktisk næsten tættere på med "Niarns Uran"... Tilfældighed? 🤔🧐

After a terrific shag, I always ask my partner (or hand) how it was, and if they want a go on my MySpace page.

So few Europeans are travelling to the US, that @flysas.com has had to lower prices on tickets to the US.
Of course Europeans aren't travelling to the US; all the good, sweet and kind service staff have been deported. All that are left are rude Americans, who couldn't get chosen over an illegal.

Bischoff 😀
#UKRDEN #U21EM