A highly saturated sicilian cassata creme cake, which is wrapped in bright green marzipan that has been drizzled with pink eggless royal icing. The cake is topped with cannoli cream, decorated with alternating green and red maraschino cherries, candied oranges, and candied lemon peel. It is kind of supposed to look like you asked a sicilian to design an edible faberge egg — ornate, with radial symmetry, but not much else of artistic interest

sometimes you have to make the most sicilian cake possible on easter because you are turning into your grandfather

a vernal pool in an eastern woodland forest. There are fallen trees, standing dead trees, and not-yet-budding trees in and around the pool, and newly growing plants in the pool and just outside it. No frog eggs in the water yet.

Three bloodroot flowers poke through the leaf litter of a forest floor. The flowers have eight small white petals and feathered yellow centers. One flower casts a perfect shadow on to a dead leaf beneath it.

Someone’s booted feet stand on a stepping stone in a creek. The water is low and the creekbed is covered in large, jagged, algae-covered rocks.

~9 months of rejections and spotty gig work may hollow out your soul and turn you into a husk of your former self BUT you can also take a long walk on a nice spring day and look through the vernal pools since you answer to no one. So who’s the real loser

ignore that post saying you need to love your own comics. ppl with terrible self-esteem should also be allowed to make art

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

I don’t think you’re allowed to make this distinction as a tswift fan

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

was it for not knowing the difference between them or for confidently listing oscar isaac movies only to learn that everything you listed starred joaquin phoenix or colin farrell? Asking for a friend

bc bite

but you’re right?

A SKELTON WHOSE WATCHIN A CAR BURN "HELL YEA" - BORN 2 WALK FORCED 2 DRIVE, FULL OF HIP BAGS NO ONW WATCHES WHERE THERE GOING, A COWARDS TRANSPORT,WONT START AGAIN,ASS MOBILE, OIL CHANGE AGAIN, FUCK EM, TO MUCH HONKING, TO FAST TO EXPENSIVE TO MANY TIRES BEEP BEEP - A CLASSIC BUT ITS STILL TRUE , IN A REAL WORLD WE WOULDENT NEED SHIT MOBILES TO DRIVE US AROUD TO GET ANY WHERE WE HAVE TO GO, THE SHIT WOULD BE WHERE WE COULD WALK TO IT, SO THINK ABOUT THAT, EVERY ONE ELSE IS A SHITTY DRIVER AND TAHTS HALF THE PROBLEM TOO, THERE BRAINS FRIED OUT OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS BECAUSE OF THERE PHONES OR COVID OR WHO KNOWS WHY BUT NO ONE CAN DRIVE ANY MORE SO THE DAMB THING IS ALOT MORE DANGEROUS THEN IT USE TO BE ,SO FUCK IT, FUCK CARS, FUCK NOT GETTING PAID FOR THE DRIVE TO WORK, FUCK "OIL CHANGE" THAT SHIT AINT REAL, NEVER CHANGED MY OIL NEVER WILL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK CAR'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Just say bravery and kindness

(Mostly because we DO need to fund it better at the federal level but there is [imo] one private/philanthropic group doing OE well so we could never broadly say “don’t let the billionaires do this they’re bad at it”)

all of these oceangate disaster docs are making me feel GLAD that the ocean science nonprofit I worked for went bankrupt before I had to write some milquetoast press release about what a tragedy it was and spin it into how we need to better fund ocean exploration

I know a lot of people are scrambling to get newsletters and things going and I love you if that’s your bag but if it’s coming to me in an email I’m never looking at it. It’s why I’m here and not in my inbox.

tips for moving: do not be a geologist with a lot of books and ceramics. every box is so heavy but somehow also full of breakables

oh sure put your friends on blast for not thinking it was bone but not the DOCTORS AND DENTISTS WHO DIDN’T THINK IT WAS BONE

Not if i can help it

“They’re turning the friggin frogs DSA” and other texts I have received today @edgyprof.bsky.social

Luckily I am unemployed and can do that now!!!!

AMAZING, but of course I would not know since they’ve never deemed me worthy of a for-here cup :(

Who made latte, I have to know