Colds ruin all things

I am so annoyed by that misplaced with and the lateness of the hour, which disallows coffee in my dotage

Who amongst us has not stared at a bottom of a coffee cup thinking with about scams newfound clarity

*snuck = Starbucks

This is what you get letting him drink snuck on the train

Wild

Life is often so unpleasant—
You must know that, as a peasant—

I blame Watkins

Oh. WOW. I don’t even bring Georgie into CVS. I guess I needed this reminder that it’s a dog’s world.

Wait. Your previous post wasn’t a joke?

Maybe the show was a little too loud.

It’s so tiresome and definitively not normal!!! And not funny. I hate it all

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Smiley faces really bring it all home

I missed four eels!

This! This is the joy AI is trying to steal!

My neighborhood group just posted about a Trader Joe’s opening, and the joy I briefly felt was not worth the crushing disappointment upon realizing the stupid date

She’s glorious

That’s like a Large coffee!

Maybe I’ll go! Thanks for the nyc tip ;)

Another book by the brilliant @sentantiq.bsky.social!

Guy.

But an evening joke often is! This is great wisdom!

They’d be happy to know we’re still living those Ideals today. Unwarily.

100000% and DR ;)

So good

For International Woman’s Day, a thread.

Lol

Cheers to fifty more years of recreating that pasta scene from lady and the tramp. A Roma!

As. Do. I.