Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

woke 2

This image makes me want to die every time I see it

Bertrand Russell absolutely coping and seething. Drag his dead ass

it's legal to hit anyone so long as you do it with a car. that's why "There's nothing quite so special as a car."

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

I'm assuming she's eating the exact same breakfast during her time in Taiwan

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

Video game potions

i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

Ideal relationship dynamic

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Saving "Crime Spouses" as a potential band name

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward.
> [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank
> [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit
> Taunt Ape Lord

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

"and sho on"*

Disappointed with all of these comments commenting about sniffing and not one joke about saying "and so on"

The Simpsons can only exist in societies that are dumb enough to be mockable but smart enough not to collapse. This narrow “Goldilocks zone” of balanced idiocy is fragile and rare across the galaxy. Most planets invent The Simpsons right before destroying themselves

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

I'm consulting the talmud to see if this counts as internalized antisemitism

an emoji thats likethis

they should invent an emoji thats like this

take a bite of a bath bomb and soak in the kimchi