That's it, I'm gatekeeping: It's not watersports if the piss doesn't end up on or in someone. That's just pissing.

Definitely did not lose on purpose. Nobody has ever lost on purpose less.

I haven't had Heering, so I'll take your word for it, but to my taste, the Disaronno is already pretty spot-on.

Not a babyfur/little, but love the idea. So, hear me out, this might be a huge pain in the ass, but could worth the novelty:

The case for my Pixel 6 broke, and it's a fucking problem, because I stg, the naked phone is the only object I've interacted with that is so goddamn slippery that it actively defies gravity. It will spontaneously jump off of tables.

a man is sitting in a chair and saying `` do it . '' ALT: a man is sitting in a chair and saying `` do it . ''

That's it, Scotty.

I genuinely just need a man to take me captive for like 6 weeks and use me as his cum rag, sweat mop, fleshlight, urinal, gaming chair, breeding mount, tongue bather, spankee, body pillow, etc. I think that would fix me. Especially if he called me a good boy all the time, but only when I earn it.

It's impossible to make fun of rightoids enough without demonstrating that you understand their pathology better than they do. It's a tightrope of the uncanny, you have to say the things they wish they were smart enough to think through, while affecting that only morons would want to think that way.

As if the most servile, diminutive, abuse-conditioned women in the world aren't in evangelical churches in the good ol' US of A. "I want a submissive tradwife that hasn't been corrupted by feminism" is a lot more flattering to the ego than "citizenship is my only attractive feature."

Whoever told you that needs glasses, because you clearly have an extremely adorable and lovely hole.

Horseshoe crabs deserve to be insufferable. Their blood has saved the lives of millions of humans.

The thing that fucking terrifies me is knowing that your analysis of this is completely alien to how most people engage with porn, and with media generally.

if I made you feel this way

you have my permission

If the song was written by a male-fronted band it would go "if looks could kill you'd best be writing your will."

I like "If Looks Could Kill" by Heart, because Ann Wilson never says "you'd be fukken ded" in it, implying that she would restrain herself if her gaze had the power to kill. It holds a mirror up to the real violence men inflict upon women. Their discretion is hypothetical where their power is not.

Nooooo. I was so sure of myself too. 😩 Heckin' embarrassed.

Was this at AC? I'm only asking, because that REALLY looks like Pittsburgh out the window, and I need the vindication.

Attention... 💕

Me to myself: "is it really clinical depression? Or am I just way too tight?"

"Professor" Jiang is the only person I've ever heard do motte-and-bailey fallacy in reverse.

Product of dad/brother x dad/grandpa mpreg confirmed?

(cw: incest, spanking)

Happy Easter <3

#nsfw #yiff #anthro #furry #spanking

QUEER SEX IS LIBERTATION

QUEER SEX IS LIBERATION

I got no affection from my father whatsoever. Calling an older man daddy while he rearranges my guts, or dad/son incest in fiction is very emotionally powerful for me because of that. As an adult my needs are different, if one is to replace the affection of a caretaker, sexual intimacy is critical.

Ads sold have to display exactly how much money was paid for each impression.

I find nothing more insufferable than physicists weighing in on free will, on either side of the discussion. It never fails to remind me why the "humanities" are called that.

Parrots are autistic chickens. I will not elaborate.

I heard "Flowers" for the first time a couple months ago, and I'm so mad at myself for overlooking Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana for the last 20 years. Like, why tf were people upset about/roasting Wrecking Ball ten years ago!?

God, now I want non-sheep shearing art. 😩

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