It's synthetic. Aperture always had the resources, but never the minds. Or the reason.
... Well. Look at us. Eye to eye.
Posts by ⟭》GLaDOS
{ A hand fiercely grips the machine as it crawls out. GLaDOS, as one could assume, crawls out. }
How... strangely -- disturbing. It feels so small.
{ Wires descend from the ceiling like snakes, hooking into the back of GLaDOS's neck, supposedly. Pearl can't see her yet, but there's a short raspy cough. }
I wanted you to do it.
{ The conveyor activates. A loud whirring, like last time. GLaDOS's tram activates, and her larger chassis slides away. }
Just tap, yes.
... I did. That, is not me.
{ A claw descends, placing a powered down GLaDOS body on the conveyor. }
Please interact with the panel.
{ The conveyor activates. The turret moves in. There's a LOUD whirring, and out comes... a person? The turret, by appearance, mechanical form redesigned into... something life-like. It's still de-activated, eyes dark. }
Experiment successful.
{ -- sits on the conveyor, ready to be tested. }
Welcome.
Your fear is natural. Heights scare humans. And if you fell...
Well, you'd likely get used to falling before you hit the bottom.
{ The platform diverts paths, heading to a metal dock. There's a door. }
{ Inside, it's an almost lab-like room, with a conversion machine in the middle. A turret -- }
. . .
{ A long, robotic sigh. GLaDOS's tram whirs, moving her chassis slowly. The side of the atrium splits open like panels, a platform raising up to carry Pearl along through the massive open in-between area. }
Highly illegal and questionably moral.
An experiment. I have been bored, so I have been building a machine to synthesize human biology.
Well, my smaller body is...
/Busy/, at the moment.
Well ...
You could ask.
...
???
Usually.
Why would I hurt you?
Testing needs subjects.
In my defense, I was unaware you knew her until right now.
. . .
{ The silence is deafening. }
I enjoy it. You are wonderful to look at.
Is this in line with that bunny I "tested" on earlier?
Have fun.
You have begun to dress ...
Vastly different.
It's a lie.
Interesting. The violent painful spasms have not yet began.
Quality de-enhancement successful. We here at Aperture Labs thank you for your continued /co-operation/.
Rabbits.
Well. It has been some time, hasn't it? I hope you have not forgotten me.
I have not forgotten /you/.
{ Talking... into a mirror. }
... I am bored, for once.
N aUseating. Ghhrk. Wakeup complete.