Look, I don't care if it runs fast, I just want it to do my housework.

Somewhere in his writings Samuel R. Delany talks about living in London in the early 1970s and going upstairs to see who was playing amazing piano and getting to know that person and becoming friends with them and of course it was Tim Curry

I love these podcasts, because I so appreciate knowing the fuckery that's in these books without ever, ever having to read them.

That's what I was thinking. I bet more older women than younger women think that men are generally trash.

This is what I immediately think of whenever I hear someone say the word "phenomenon"

A very wet terrier thinks about his life choices.

This is a picture of a terrier who told me it was time for a walk even though I said we were going to get rained on.

Yeah, I read it that way at first too.

it me

"Don't panic."

HGG 1.1

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

I did it, folks! It was 77° today.

(We had snow in the yard four days ago.)

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

She's always good.

I used to live in an old house in northern Wisconsin that had the best water, ice cold right out of the tap -- I have no idea what was in those pipes, but it was soooo good. I could have bottled it and sold it at a premium.

I moved a few blocks away, and the water in this house is...fine.

We need a palate cleanser so please enjoy Cynthia Erivo describing why The Thong Song is one of her favorite vocal performances

Oh, absolutely not.

I was an English major, but I also have an uncanny ability to understand very, very simple facts about science, and also, if need be, to look things up before I post.

Of The Empire We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness. - Mary Oliver

God this poem is haunting me again.

At least I get to vote today. Fellow Wisconsinites, please don't forget to go to the polls to vote for Chris Taylor for Supreme Court!

A few of the many beautiful Kay Nielsen illustrations for East of the Sun and West of the Moon (1914), a book of Norwegian fairytales. See more illustrations, and read the stories, here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/e...

Me, too.

It's like America's parents caught us smoking authoritarian, racist, evil incompetence, and now they're making us smoke the whole pack to teach us a lesson.

Some Westeros shit. What.

Look, I'm calling it. This winter has been seventeen years long and it needs to go.

My villainry being mostly yelling at the TV when people misclassify time travel tropes.

My husband is watching a video about the making of Land of the Lost, which I loved as a kid. My vague memories + learning about the science fiction authors who embedded time travel and other sci-fi ideas, and I think I've just uncovered my villain origin story.

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space ! Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !

The entire timeline right now

Girls only want one thing and it's to conduct a go/no-go poll of flight controllers before deciding to launch the next phase of the mission.

Justice for Tuvix

A Dalmatian/black lab mix, mostly black with white on muzzle and spotted on chest. He was a good boy, though he did like to give me this judgy, judgy stare.

Oh yeah, I had a judgy dog like that: