I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

i can back up this promise. i will not send you emails nor will i read your emails

Weird little freaks

普通に遅刻😢

digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

moon child smoking weed the movie

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

97 public libraries in Scotland have permanently closed since 2008.

Libraries are an essential community service, providing far more than just books. We'll ensure councils have the financial backing they need so that no community is left without access to one.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I love grocery stores and their colours

come on man.

One-panel fan comic for Pokopia- Ditto (a Pokemon taking the shape of a human) and a Magikarp (a Pokemon that’s a fish) admire the sunset on the beach, cotton spores floating by in the wind. Magikarp: “I forgot that the world could be so… beautiful… thank you for bringing our habitat back to life, Ditto.” Ditto: “I’m gonna move you into a house. I’m gonna move you into a house and make you use a doorknob.”

pokopia!

A bird with a pink head, white body and a colourful crest

Pink cockatoo

we are running out of reassurances that don’t sound passive aggressive. It’s a linguistic crisis

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Dancing through the week with one of my favorite feathered friends, the American Woodcock (if you haven’t seen their “dance,” definitely look it up! 🤩)
#kidslitart #whimsyillos #childrensbookillustration #americanwoodcock #birdart

Pixel art of therizinosaurus, a massive, long-clawed bipedal dinosaur with a feathered body and long arm, reaching up into a berry filled tree to pull branches down to its open mouth. Behind are more trees in the misty distance and a faded sun.

Theme: The #berry eating dinosaur, therizinosaurus
#pixelart #pixel_dailies #paleoart #SciArt
@pixeldailies.bsky.social

black and white lino print. four figures in dark hooded robes stand in a small boat; one facing forwards with a bormal beak. one facing towards us with a single eye in their forehead. one facing away from us. one facing away with a three-part beak. the water is just squiggly lines. underneath in a frame text says “we’re coming to help”

they’re coming to help

drawing of an overeager cedar waxwing stuffing its baby full of aesthetic red berries

19. fruit
eat. your. berries.
#repostyourart

A photo of a black t-shirt with an image of Alan a Dale, the rooster bard from Disney’s 1973 animated film Robin Hood, playing a lute, and the text in an Old English looking typeface reading “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

53 year old Decade
cartoon old meme
🤝
shirt I find deeply
amusing

#Fursuitfriday I hope you brought gifts for the dogbird

Party Life (WIP)

Image is a digitally illustrated portrait of an anthropomorphic avian character dressed in ultramarine sorcerer's attire with golden accents. The text around the canvas reads: Ancient Whispers: Silent stone sings its story to those with careful ears. New Magic Blooms: Find out what wonders await in the depth of untouched crystal pools. Ethereal Infusion: Enhance your magic with conductive veins of mineral. #furryart #furry #avian

『 CRYSTALLINE CONSTELLATIONS 💎 』 ─ ✧˖°
commission for @orrerygolden.bsky.social

dexter the lion having just TF'd into a bigger and floofier form, ripping his tshirt and shorts in the process

rawr? comm for @dexchillviber.bsky.social !! 🦁 #furry #furryart

Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?

hi

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn