A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

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Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
May your yams always be candied
And your rolls never dry
Amen

Exactly

One thing I love about the holidays is how everyone is either super nice, or the angriest person in America

Remember this Thanksgiving, that you love these people, even if their opinions or your opinions are stupid. Give yourself and your family some grace. And, if all else fails, have some wine and hang out on the patio, chain-smoking with your one cool cousin.

Found a picture of your mom

So, they’re putting pockets in towels now, and still not in our pants…Cool

Thank you!

That’s strangely beautiful. Thank you for sharing with me. I’m sorry for your loss. ❤️

😂

Very true. I do the same thing 😂

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😂❤️

I tried to join a hot air balloon club, but they said I wasn’t buoyant enough

I mean most of the time, yes 😂

😂❤️

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Husband: *tells terrible joke*

Me: *sighs deeply*

Husband: *Laughs like a lunatic*

The episode of Black Mirror I’m watching on Netflix, just changed volumes in the middle of the episode and I’m too high for this shit

I wonder if legally I have to say "I make-a da pizza" when I'm making pizza, like my ancestors before me.

I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly

👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES

My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.

Honestly? I can’t explain it, but it feels like she’s a sociopath and it makes me uncomfortable

everyone says i’m illiterate and i’m like what’s that even mean

i see you posted a joke. here are the facts

Kinda want to show my kids my favorite 90’s family sitcoms but also don’t really want to reveal where I got nearly all my parenting philosophies from.