@thelorryist.bsky.social

Get yourself a man who loves and supports your daughters as much as you do

How did I get so lucky?

Yup

I can't adequately convey the betrayal I feel when a meal I was excited about doesn't live up to expectations

Yes! I binged 5 episodes on Sunday

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Told @thelorryist.bsky.social that I had to buy from the petite range these days

Him, ever encouraging

Well done - all that work at the gym paying off!

Me- No, I'm actually just short. I'm shrinking.

I was a teen in the 90s

Nothing and no one will convince me that

- skinny is aspirational

- flared gym leggings are a good idea

Nice try though

This is a fact

This colour is pure perfection on you

☘️ 🇮🇪

Honestly, mother's day on social media is the worst

Either basic, reductive and insincere or the invisible work mental load brigade

I rarely see a post whether business or personal that hits the right note. Is that even possible?

The irony of purchasing a beauty product aimed at middle aged women, and making the font on the box so tiny that my middle aged eyes can't read it

Top tip for flower givers

Give your partner Valentine's Day flowers 12 days late, thereby combining the original romantic gesture with the element of surprise

#toptip

I've just Shazammed Bridgerton and honestly that's it isn't it lads.

Game over.

Might just sign myself up for assisted living now

Done

Finito

Woke up feeling tired and sluggish but had yo get s run in

I feel so much better

This is really annoying - why doesn't staying in bed with another coffee yield the same results?!

How many birdys are you planning on fitting in there?😂

This could not be a factier fact where you are concerned Birdy

Oh I LOVE these

What would be super cool is if people stopped inventing apps and training robots to ruin our lives and instead invented a type of cat food that doesn't squirt ungodly gravy all over my wrist when I open the package it comes in.

I second this!

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

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How

In the name of all things with holy and unholy

In the year of our lord 2026

DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO USE ZOOM

I don't think I would receive my certificate 😂

Hi, can you fill in the anonymous feedback form on how you think today's training went?

Unrelated, certificate of attendance won't be issued until feedback is completed.

Light hearted listening to accompany this morning's walk

Indeed and thanks!

Hoping a rage gym helps

Guy at gym reception asked if they could get a photo when I scanned my card.

No, I said.

Absolutely not today.

Barely slept then stood in dog wee, barefoot

I would suggest my fellow humans tread lightly around me today

Bloody hell Gemma