me, being back on bluesky for 5 mins

you know the online dating scene is bad when I'm messaging my friends stuff like
"she messaged back!"
&
"SHE ASKED A QUESTION🎉🙌"

"Day Light" - my oil painting

what its like being a friend that gets ALL my snapchats

(the racist crisis was about my new obsession with kpop boys)

WHY would anyone use chatgpt or AI for information when reddit exists

I have a sweet fem friend that calls joints "tasty" and refers to smoking as a "tasty little treat" and I adore her for it

I am the sleepiest I've ever been at 3pm every day

Gotta be, right??

the whole Star Wars franchise is like when someone with adhd tries to tell a story

"and then this happened, but OH YEAH wait I forgot an important part-"

and in what other sense is that a normal thing to send someone? none. that's why Snapchat is magical ✨️

I don't understand the hate on being an adult who uses Snapchat bc I've built & kept some deep bonds with it.
Only my closest, most cherished friends will get snaps from me at 11am that say "woke up with intense existential dread & a giant pimple on my chin! 💋💕 gonna start my period tomorrow ✨️"

say what you want but I love being that white girl at the party who says "thank you!" every time someone passes her a joint 🎀💕

Happy Freyja’s Day! (Friday)

its the morning of pride and instead of getting ready I'm planning my birthday party in 4 months

I'm gonna be 29 so of COURSE its going to be New Girl themed

there's a kid who likely supports his whole family just from posting videos of him going to stores at close and excitedly watching them turn off the lights... and I got a bachelor's degree for some stupid fucking reason

if strawberries aren't technically a fruit or a berry & raspberries aren't berries then wtf are we even doing????

me, every single episode of Supernatural I watch:
awwww him love his brudder 🥺😭

I matched with a queer person on HER a few days ago & they just said they don't like Chappell Roan. is it petty for that to be a dealbreaker? 😂
like you don't need to listen to her every day but like, have some respect

Messy by Lola Young, but it's to my father

They should simply invent a body that feels good

I was turned down by a STRAIGHT. MAN. today. I really need to sit down and figure my shit out

The biggest problem I have in polyamory is that the dating pool is so small.
like yeah I've come across some awful people doing bad enm disguised as polyamory, but there's always going to be toxic people. If it were more accepted, then it wouldn't be as hard to find good people. 😮‍💨

I wish I had more polyam friends. When I complain to my monogamous friends about having a hard time dating, they're like "you already have someone" & just don't get it.
like yall can complain about not having enough friends, but I can't want romance with 2 people 🙄

pro tip: if you're gonna look at your ex's social media, do it on the toilet so you eventually associate them with the smell of shit (if u don't already)

why is it always when I'm at my worst mentally that my mom is the most mean to me

saw someone on Hinge who had a note under "monogamous" that says "I am unfortunately a lover girl"
??? me too thats why I want to love multiple people ?? tf

when I was 17-20 my friends would get annoyed at how many pics and videos I took of everyone when we hung out

now we're 28 and almost all of them have kids and we rarely see eachother. but when I send them the memories they thank me & we get to reminisce ❤️

dont be afraid to capture the moments!