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soon i discovered that this rizz thing was true, big chungus was the devil, clavicular was a soyjak previous to his career as a looksmaxxer, all of a sudden, i found myself in love with doomscrolling, so there was only one thing that i could do was tung tung tung sahur my tralalero tralala

Did y’all see that Uriah the Hittite was glazing David with Bathsheba behind him?

someone's throwing lesser demons at you, black magic from the pit of azathoth and you don't even carry a rabbits foot?

duckduckgo how to care for uncircumsized palm trees

we need a new term for polyamory but where you only date and have sex with one person

leonard cohen is the blueprint for sensitive young white boys everywhere

25 years old is the new 0 years old

over 30 people die every year

ill go with "noisiu's voice a wave roar, a sweet sound to hear forever"

shorty giving me big head like charlie kirk

havin sex with rick im in a pickle

see what i mean

they stopped making good movies after 9/11

i think he might not have said that

reading the newspaper

one day they'll add lowkirkenuinely to the dictionary and it'll be your fault

alexander the great with big naturals

I use to have friends until they all disappeared one by one during a camping trip

the parallels.....

showed my wife a video of a baby horseshoe crab and they started crying 😭

im learning about shapes

its amazing what hot coals can do to a person

when you google something theres actually a little guy in a jar that they torture until he writes the AI overview for u

duckduckgo book by trans author that isn't gideon the ninth or body horror

i like one reel about doing a werner herzog impression and now i get like 15 of other people doing werner herzog impressions and also the real werner herzog shows up sometimes

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