No estaba muerto, estaba de parranda.

He’s drinking a from beer can while watching some TikTok videos.

—— “What do you mean? You have no friends besides me, you fucker.” ——

—— “Why is this mother fucker bragging about his height now?” ——

Points Val.

—— “Meh, aburrido. ¿Por qué no hacemos algo esta noche? Pizzas y partido de béisbol por ejemplo.” ——

—— “Heeeeeey. ¿Quiubo, bobo?” ——

Está muy tranquilo últimamente.

Como cosa rara.

Colleja que le da.

—— “Anda que pides permiso, perro.” ——

Ahí está su muerto de hambre favorito.

Adivinen quién va a hacer arepas con chicharrones para cenar.

This guy 🤙🏻

—— “Hell yeah, that’s my boy!” ——

Gives him a joyful hug without being able to stop smiling.

—– “Anyway. I don’t care if he uses it to decorate his bathroom as long as I get paid, so let’s go.” ——

—— “My 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘢 always said not to mess with relics, but man… Fuck it, I’m in.” ——

—— “TEN GRAND?” ——

Slaps his back while draws a wide smile on his face.

—— “You should told me that earlier, dude! C’mon, catch me up.” ——

—— “What do you mean with «a client»?” ——

He’s all ears now.

—— “And I’d rather do the talking next time.” ——

—— “𝘚𝘢𝘱𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘶𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘢. That was all I have left.” ——

Now he’ll need to steal someone’s car again, great.

// friendly reminder that this acc. is both english and spanish so feel free while interacting with this jackass 🤙🏻

Takes back the wallet and without even looking inside, he looks back at him.

—— “And my 20 bucks.” ——

—— “Anyway.

Give me back my wallet, you bastard.” ——

—— “I hate when you’re right.” ——

Wait a damn minute-.

Where is his fucking wallet?!

—— “That’s ‘cause you’re a fucking 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢.” ——

—— “Awwww, I’m your best fwend.” ——

Actually, scratch that. Look at him. He's like… the perfect idiot.

I can't believe my best friend is an absolute idiot.

*𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲!*

—— “Get your own coffee. 𝘕𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘥𝘢.” ——

*sips coffee*

—— “My ass is too precious to go to jail. I’m a snack there, y’know?” ——

@silentmayhem.bsky.social and him in a nutshell