Me watching a movie with Caesar salad in it: Now I want a salad. I'm hungry
Jim: I can go to the circle k and get you chips
Me: Get me a salad from there
Jim: Ok, you're hungry enough your judgements compromised. No. I'll get you chips.
Overheard at the bar, "You were fucked up on molly and your dad came to pick you up, you crushed a fourloco in front of him and then we had to chase you to get you into the car"
🩸🎧🩸 🎶I see you 🎶
Dear @jamesgunn.bsky.social , You're super busy and may not see this with your amazing plans for the DCU. I really hope you consider bring back El Diablo. He is such an amazing and complex character. An anti-hero possessed by the Aztec god of fire; what's not to love? P.S. Can't wait for Supergirl!
QotN: "Who's trying to be bricked up in a photo booth?!"
My summary of The Conjuring: Last Rites
QotN: "you're just rawdogging a broom?! Ew!"
When your edible kicks in the second you walk into the convenience store. #snacktime
I think Sir Christopher Lee was our timelines anchor being.
The blood of billionaires will make a good fertilizer for our future.
Fun things overheard at work: "I don't want a girl that thinks it's cute to do cocaine. I want a girl that thinks it's cute to do cocaine on me."
Fun things overheard at the bar: "I wanna put you on my belt loop like a labubu"
I did it! I finally finished all the laundry from the move! 🤩🎉.
#littlevictories
Join us Friday!!!!
Fantastic live bands
Amazing drag performances
And music to keep you moving! #resist
QotN: "My loins are awry with froth." -yours truly
Nothing to keep you on your toes like your feline familiar refusing to pee for 2 days, then when you take her to the ER vet after a 10 hour shift she started peeing all over the place the second you get through the door. 🤬😮💨😾 #cats #felinefamiliar #catsareassholes #butistillloveher
Happy world goth day, my darklings #worldgothday #goth #gothday
Happy #WorldGothDay! The next QUEER GOTH NITE is only 3 weeks away, and it's an extra special PRIDE BASH on FRIDAY THE 13TH at THE REBEL LOUNGE (PHX)!
TICKETS: wl.seetickets.us/event/queer-...
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#PHX #PHOENIX #GOTH #GOTHIC #QUEERGOTH #PRIDE
I'm struggling with this same thing right now.
Went to the Outlaw Music festival. Checked an item off my bucket list and got to see Willie Nelson🥹
#youarealwaysonmymind
I'm so sorry Arthur. Hes a sweet baby. 🫂💚🕯️
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Star-Lord should have done the snap. #hespartcelestial
How am I supposed to study with this in my face
Reminder: Just because Amazon is posting the tarrif charges on your receipts does not mean they are no longer part of the problem. They are still part of the problem. #tarrifs
Anyone else not eating right or just straight up nauseous when the see food due to world stress?
Hope she falls down the stairs and her femur winds up through her rib cage 😇
It is so bad my MOM is protesting. She is in her fucking 60s! She shouldn't have to do this shit anymore!
