Strip Law is actually an alternate universe Michael Clayton where Glem is a Tom Wilkinson who didnt die and Clooney is Lincoln

So, I don't "live post" anything. Instead, I sporadically outburst. Anyway, I've collected my sporadic outbursts about this afternoon's online NS fracking session in a short thread.

It wasn't great.

ha ha ha someone asked what's tolerable for earthquakes, and the guy is like, "well I'm not a seismic expert. maybe the low 2s" 🤷

and, the UK decided against fracking because of population density. Nova Scotia is very population dense! 🤦

holy eff.

My fault- drafted him to my terrible fantasy team. He's doing his best to fit in.

lol it happened

Genuinely baffled that this movie didn't make 300m.

Just thinking about how funny the movie "Bottoms" is.

"You don't care about feminism-your favourite show is 'Entourage'"

Never in doubt.

What else is parenting?

So, it's autism acceptance month and the @nsgov.bsky.social is forcing everyone back into the office on Monday. An easy, cheap way to support neurodivergent workers is work-from-home (when possible). Instead, the NS gov. is making them jump through bureaucratic hoops for expensive accommodations 🙄

I wish someone would take this seriously.

Today I showed up 20 minutes early for a doctor appointment feeling like a champ!

Except I had the time wrong and I was 40 minutes late.

If I'm working on a podcast episode that features Neko Case AND @nikostratis.com , I am ALLOWED to make a "double Ne/ikos on the dime" joke. It's my RIGHT. Drove up from Pedro. We were fucking corndogs.

“I’m team TERF.” - Dave Chappelle, in his special, on the television

Teoscar Hernández stands in the batter’s box during an at-bat. Three zoomed-in images around him show close-up shots of his elbow guard, hand guard, and shin guard, all of which are patterned with colorful puzzle pieces associated with Autism awareness.

Teoscar Hernández has been wearing Autism Awareness-inspired protective gear this season in honor of his son 💙🧩

Koodo, which is discount telus.
Its the cheapest I could find.

Good to know! Thanks!
A content Vlad is what I'm good with.

I don't mean to disparage Varsho (yay HR yesterday!) And I understand going R, L, R. But is that the only reason Vlad isn't hitting 2nd?

So glad Taskmaster is back.
Just a delightful show that brings me so much joy!

Ebola!

The "only one contestant has to do x task" is my favourite recurring bit and I'm so happy to see it.

I've never heard that woman's voice and I don't see any reason to end that winning streak.

I just really want to see another season of Taskmaster Jr.

The hat reveal in that finale did me in. Just a perfect personality for the show.

Over all seasons of TM, Mike is a top 3 contestant for me.
"Absolute casserole" very quickly entered my lexicon.

Since Taskmaster is coming back this week I'll share one of my favourite lines:

"When life hands you marmle, make marmalade."

-The incomparable Mike Wozniak

Typing & backtracking & deleting & starting over. Staring at a blank screen again. Needing to say ~something~ that no one will hear anyway.

I expected stupid, selfish, corrupt. Years of it even. I honestly didn't expect evil.

I'm just so inchoately furious, so tired, so exasperated, all the time.

we have submitted Mr. Root for Emmy consideration

Willy? Oh he's so free right now. They totally saved that one.

Depends on the whale in question.