Play hard, stay hard baby

One day… one day…. Probably not soon, but eventually… I will watch one piece

WE HAVE OUR HATS, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!

Rep your favorite eely boy during the LCS and beyond! Today is your last chance to Preorder these hats for $30. In person is $35!

## Beanie Preorder
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## Dad Cap Preorder
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No one doing April fools that's a recession indicator

SeaBATTLE Royale is in 3 days! Do you have what it takes to bring home your very own member of Fish Ladder?

Glad to be in an era of my life where seeing some online friends isn't some crazy one off event

My tummy HATES ME it is not used to this greasy food 😭

Weddings make people horny

I love my friends

I needed this thank you

Rubia energizes the band with her killer voice and amazing scuba skills! She really knows how to make a splash with the crowd🐳🦭
Use echolocation to find Rubia and your friends at SeaBATTLE! Royale on April 4th!

An array of images featuring art of characters from anime and games.

A postcard featuring Eddy the zapfish that was given out at SeaBATTLE!

Kicking off our Artist Alley announcement is a super tag team of kowpop and kero! Pins, prints, keychains, and stickers galore await - We hope you'll stop by and grab merch from 2 stellar SeaBATTLE artists!
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www.instagram.com/kaijukero
@shisa-shisa.bsky.social
@kaijukero.bsky.social

yo eat some fiber NOW!!

The worst was when I was working at an elementary school and they asked to see my hall pass. I keep getting told I’ll love it when I’m older 😭

Growing up I always misheard the lyrics as "You change your mind like a girl, change your clothes" and "You know, I wish that I was Jesse's girl" and I think this made the existence of trans people not shocking when I learned about them

In this video essay I will explain how representation is good

Oh HELLLL fucking yeah

Is there technology out there yet that can make me split my living room tv to play the switch on one side and watch a stream on the other like those tik tok videos with subway surfers

West Virginia… mountain mama……….

SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026 Exhibitor Application Made with Tally, the simplest way to create forms.

It's exactly 50 days until SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026!
We are looking for Exhibitors at our Artist Alley on April 4th!
If you're at all interested, please apply!
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I love when men have a porn stache

SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026 The best place for SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!

While everyone is counting down the hours to SB LX, we're counting down the days until SB Royale 2026! Early registration ends in less than two weeks. Don't fumble this chance away!

("Go Hawks!", says Eddy)

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#compsplatoon

Don’t miss SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon streaming over on ST2 today at 12pm PST/3pm EST!
www.start.gg/tournament/s...

www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney2

I’m crankin’ my (road)hog

I have, what they call, a “sleeper build”.

Today was supposed to be laundry day

Guess what I didn’t do

SeaBATTLE! 8 is raising money and collecting food for Rainier Valley Food Bank!
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
(Ex. Items in reply)

So I've been thinking a lot, and I wanted to make a public apology for the way I acted with regard to Splat Safety over the course of the last couple of years, but particularly back in August. I still have some legitimate issues with the way they handled the situation, but in raising them, (1/4)

I noticed whenever a show/movie decides to have these quiet, introspective moments like in Eternals, The Acolyte, or even Andor, that’s when people decide to call it “slow” or poorly written. It’s like no, you’ve just conditioned yourself to see action moments as the only valid thing.

Maliciously and intentionally lying to the org that does its best to keep the community safe AND the community as a whole while being a TO for said community is quite the cognitive dissonance.

please take the time to read this. so horrible what’s been happening to gem these past couple years. his and splat safety’s reputation ruined all for nothing. hoping six isnt allowed at any more events as this behavior is so incredibly disgusting and malicious