Yeah, Kirstie is serious about this #TheArchers

Enter Helen’s shop at your peril. First she’ll make it about Helen then she’ll try and sell you a veg box #TheArchers

Set up a rewilding forest nursery #TheArchers

Kirsty can just strap that baby on and get out there and get on with it. For a while at least #TheArchers

I wonder if there’s many more Hakanssons, we could rename #TheArchers to #TheHakanssons

But does he really like her or is he just trying to save her

It should be interesting, it sounded like he was trying too hard #TheArchers

A world of possibilities ensue #TheArchers

Ha Den, predicted moments ahead #TheArchers

Alice can forgive the drunkenness. The rewilding chat not so much #TheArchers

It seems to be what she wants to yes #TheArchers

Oh I think you’re right. I know someone who had the opposite, thought she was menopausal but was pregnant, she was in her late thirties though.

Ha

Finlay!

Or your awful son or awful daughter in law #TheArchers

If Erik Travels so much he could maybe be based anywhere #TheArchers

Oh no I can’t bear it if Kirsty isn’t pregnant #TheArchers

Nearly 45 I think. Menopause more likely than pregnancy I think #TheArchers

I wonder if there’s a reserve on the Anguses #TheArchers

Menopause? #TheArchers

Sitting here discussing who’s got the Herefords. I fear I’m in far too deep #TheArchers

She is a fine actor but also I suspect it’s a case of absence makes the heart grow fonder #TheArchers

My dad brought me up telling a story which culminated in ‘you can’t trust anyone, not even your own father’

Well we all know every dating fraudster is described as charming, it’s something they do to you to keep you sweet #TheArchers

There was a family story that one ancestor had died after falling carrying a pig. When we realised he worked in some sort of ironworks we realised he was probably carrying pig iron

Totally well spent, look out for me right behind you

Unless she’s playing to the horsey set who probably wouldn’t notice #TheArchers

Impressive. My sister caught a very high heel on a ragged stair carpet and never spilt a drop of her drink

My ancestors were on the outskirts where they were famous for brass hospital beds and needles

Every day’s a school day, feel ashamed to admit it never crossed my mind how they might be made